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jimiyoong

unreal

luvmaze-bts

Congratulations to BTS for winning all four Daesangs at the MMAs!

totally-real-bts-quotes

jin as a boy scout leader

kid: sir we just found this snake, is it poisonous?

jin: [takes a look] no, this snake is not poisonous at all.

kid: [picks up the snake and gets bitten] [begins to spasm]

jin: however this snake is venomous. venom is always injected, while poison is ingested. let's get it right next time, kids.

-

kid: sir is this berry edible?

jin: of course. everything is edible, it's just a matter of how many times. for example, once.

-

jin: what do you mean snack and nap time is for the kids only?

yeshawithluv

Noooo Yoongi saying “Hyungie hyungie” with a pout to Jin. I’m so sad.

🥺🥺💜💜

minietaes

cuties at bts pop-up store

jung-koook

jungkook is ‘all clean’ 🥺

danza-alla-daggers-deactivated2

ay @staff what up lol

madmaxyuriroad

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

velociowl-deactivated20181118

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

beetlejinx

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

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CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

honey-sunny-bee

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

always-have-high-hopes

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

eclinu

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

thetrashmouthclub

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

deathtokillian

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

crunchie-morris

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

max-class

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

isweartocoffee

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

sanctferum

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

sasukesgreasyhair

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

imgoodnow

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

spoopygirl-deactivated20200527

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

actiongirl2005-deactivated20190

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

sunstar121

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

fathercryptid

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

hotboytev

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

esiuqram

ESIUQRAM

robosaurusrex

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

theoriginalblackbarbie

Beautiful

jasoncanty01

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

ohgodshesloose

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

vaspider

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

lapunkrockmere-deactivated20170

There is so much greatness in this post and all white people care about is defending why they thought the depictions are hats. White people??? Why are you like this???

so-much-history-in-these-streets

I’m salty as fuck that we were taught they were crowns at SCHOOL. For Christ sake.

#i was absolutely taught that these were some fancy hats #when i was younger i didn't even think to question it tbh #oops

emperor-ing-deactivated20191108

probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him

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her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender

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to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.

as a sort of silver lining, she seemed to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.

emperor-ing-deactivated20191108

elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”