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Hey I like movies and diy shows and stuff

[flourishedimperfection]

Greatest conversation ever.

[psilocybinladen]

[doritofu]

here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

Bethesda programmed Florida

[graf-spectre]

[dustrial-inc]

seems legit

[hitmewithcute]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

[dutchster]

when it’s cold outside

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

NO

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

sexy post incoming:

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

butt

[kodagnu-deactivated20181230]

[brokenaux-blog]

rip

[whoatethewaffles]

is this lemonade

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

You better call Ramona with the good hair

[thrusticus]

[southerngothicreactionary]

[an-average-sized-person]

This is from the same people who think “the left can’t meme”

[goooooooofy]

The final stage of consumption only lasts milliseconds

[zagreus]

watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god

[penny-anna]

The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking

[sinbadism]

how is this not intentional comedy

[jasper-rolls]

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Itsssdanielle)

[foulserpent]

i love pterosaurs theyre so fucking weird looking i wish they were still around

[foulserpent]

the good old days

[comicalbum]

off topic but consider

[foulserpent]

considerations have been made. i am filled with terror

[bob-belcher]

[blackpyrefly]

When you’re a little kid and you aren’t allowed to say “hell”

[thebibliosphere]

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

[chocolate-mintdromeda]

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

[thebibliosphere]

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

[elcomfortador]

For the “Marcia Brady talks weird” file, the bizarre way she pronounces the word “werewolf.”

[werewolf-himbo]

[adulthoodisokay]

this is fucking incredible