GUYS I’M FCKN SCREAMING
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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The Stonewall Inn
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todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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shark vs the universe
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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GUYS I’M FCKN SCREAMING
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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨
this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade
“Call the cops like I give a fuck”
the last thing a journo sees
Dante’s Inferno is the best piece of classical poetry because it’s the most petty thing you will ever read. Half of Hell is mythological or historical figures and the other half is Dante’s enemies. So the whole thing is like “I am Medea, who slew her own child to spite her husband.” “And I am Francisco di Vincezzino Fabriccia, who gets very talented and handsome poets kicked out of Florence, but I’m very sorry for it now because I’m burning in Hell and I suck.”
I feel I should add that because it was the Middle Ages and literacy was next to non-existent, poets made their money by reciting their poems in public. And The Divine Comedy is written in the first person. So the way this was originally presented was Dante himself standing on a stage and saying “so then me and my best friend Virgil went to the circle of whiny bitches and we saw Giovanni Petucci getting eaten by a giant dog, because he’s a bitch, and he was all “ah help me Dante I’m so sorry I thought the Holy Roman Emperor was better than the Pope, you were right about everything”, and then Virgil –again whom I’m extremely close with– said it was too late for him.”
@weirdchristmas
Reposting this so that everyone who liked it can find me. THIS IS ALL I POST! Come, friends, follow the weirdness…
Really loving being able to play Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy at a decent resolution, but unfortunately now I can see in crystal clear clarity how absolutely horny they were when modeling Sphinx.
Inverse Beauty and the Beast
a nice wolf-man gets trapped in the castle of a bastard beautiful woman who seeks books and knowledge above all else
she captures the beast to study them, but the beast slowly tries to break the curse on her and melt her ice heart
also, all the furniture turned into people
me, a previous foot stool who now has to choose a name, get a job, and wear clothes: release me momther, :’’)
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Throwback Thursday to when I posted this GIF all the way back in 2013. Everyone on this site thought that this had to do with Fifty Shades of Gray and the daddy dom lifestyle, and acted like a bunch of horny fools in the replies. But it wasn’t. It really wasn’t!
I was just trying to get my work friend to come over to my house to see the funny images that I had up on my cork board. His phone service had recently expired, and the only way I could get him to see it was through Tumblr. I had done this a few times with him prior to this GIF blowing up, which soured our friendship.
I was wearing the suit because I had a formal business meeting in a couple of hours. I actually hate the daddy dom lifestyle. Please stop thinking that I’m a part of that community!!
Every villain has a tragic backstory
admiral made him repair the pier after that.
i’ve already had this script in mind; yet it was also submitted by @curlycupgumweed almost verbatim. totally the same wavelength, mate!
guess who replayed psychonauts recently
hello party people
man alive, this woman is perfect