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[skelezombie]

last year after the 2016 election, I deleted my blog out of paranoia and remade it under an encrypted email. at the time, I was also working for the u.s. military as a secretary, and I didn’t want anyone from my workplace to find my blog and harass me for it. because I was feeling paranoid, I didn’t link that email account to any other email accounts, and then I got locked out of it. 

[skelezombie-inactive-blog]

Hi everyone it’s Tess. Just want you to know that I’m slowly moving over to a new blog here at Tumblr dot com. If you are interesting in still following the wild comic stylings of me, please follow me over there. I still have no idea what my password is for this current blog and if I get logged out on my phone I won’t be able to get back in. I do apologize for asking you to follow me to another new blog, but I really really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

peanut allergy - untapped comedic resource

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

a single peanut could kill so many people

[xxedgybastardxx-deactivated2023]

this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Close the goddam door.

[transmechanicus]

Willy Wonka bout to catch these hands.

[memescog]

[thisblogisdead12345-deactivated]

[errorschacha]

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.

Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.

Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.

A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.

Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

[honeysuze]

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

[anarchapella]

Almost enough dogs

[professorspork]

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER

[byronb]

Happy Pokemon Day everyone! I finished this map of the Kanto region just in time for today and the print is available for preorder in my store. All Pokemon items in my store (including this map) are also 10% off until this Friday, March 2nd. 

Twitter

[triforce-princess]

[iguanamouth]

passed this tree today and hey thats a human persons, face

[iguanamouth]

fun. flirty. immobile from the neck down, and COVERED in moss, no rent, great location. being true to themselves. love that 

[shithowdy]

where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

[shithowdy]

i cant believe this post has come back to me and also i’m just going to reiterate that the people saying ‘robbie rotten’ on this post are vibing with me 100x harder than any of the free-range organic stooges suggesting ‘overalls’

[skelezombie]

last year after the 2016 election, I deleted my blog out of paranoia and remade it under an encrypted email. at the time, I was also working for the u.s. military as a secretary, and I didn’t want anyone from my workplace to find my blog and harass me for it. because I was feeling paranoid, I didn’t link that email account to any other email accounts, and then I got locked out of it. 

[skelezombie-inactive-blog]

Hi everyone it’s Tess. Just want you to know that I’m slowly moving over to a new blog here at Tumblr dot com. If you are interesting in still following the wild comic stylings of me, please follow me over there. I still have no idea what my password is for this current blog and if I get logged out on my phone I won’t be able to get back in. I do apologize for asking you to follow me to another new blog, but I really really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

[skelezombie]

last year after the 2016 election, I deleted my blog out of paranoia and remade it under an encrypted email. at the time, I was also working for the u.s. military as a secretary, and I didn’t want anyone from my workplace to find my blog and harass me for it. because I was feeling paranoid, I didn’t link that email account to any other email accounts, and then I got locked out of it. 

[skelezombie-inactive-blog]

Hi everyone it’s Tess. Just want you to know that I’m slowly moving over to a new blog here at Tumblr dot com. If you are interesting in still following the wild comic stylings of me, please follow me over there. I still have no idea what my password is for this current blog and if I get logged out on my phone I won’t be able to get back in. I do apologize for asking you to follow me to another new blog, but I really really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

[sbnkalny]

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

[toasthaste]

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.