real human person

she/her / 33 yrs old / call me Witta or Tess

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[evilwizard]

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[hollywolly3000]

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

[bacony-cakes]

DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!

[flareonfloof]

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

[dragongirltongue]

I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?

[hollywolly3000]

oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[depsidase]

[aufhocker]

Need Immediate Help ASAP

Hahaha hey gang so instead of processing the $500 payment for my car, they instead decided to process $1600, which means I'm now nearly 200$ in the negatives and can't pay my rent.

I'm trying really hard to get this reversed, but customer service is nonexistent and of course the website keeps running into errors to where I can't submit a ticket. How convenient for them.

As soon as I can (somehow, hopefully) get this sorted, I'll go on as normal, but until then I need as much help as I can get to pay my rent.

ppal: [email protected]

-200/1000

[aufhocker]

70/1000!

[aufhocker]

Oh cool they got back to me to tell me they're NOT going to refund me. Hahaha cool great uh.

So yeah, I'm in red alert now. Any help would be amazing 🥲

[skelezombie]

god i wish i could stop grading how i act in every single social interaction i ever take part in, every single one, critiquing how i should have been more or less assertive, more or less kind, more or less neutral, more or less everything. its not even helpful.

[staticwaffles]

I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, a man reduced to a single instinct: survive.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (MAY 15, 2015) 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

[pressure-machine]

TEN YEARS OF MAD MAX: FURY ROAD dir. George Miller, released 15th May 2015

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[tahthetrickster]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[str-ngeloop]

the acid reflux masochist has been spotted exiting a gas station with flaming hot cheetos, a tallboy monster energy, and a greasy slice of pizza

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[creekfiend]

until you go looking for them, you have no idea how many very kind and friendly middle aged or older hobbyspace weirdos would love to have many pleasant interpersonal interactions with you about, for example, fishing lures.