shit idk

20, female, student, living love

[queen-of-crows]

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

[karhs]

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

[bamsara]

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

[bamsara]

i didn't even know that this was possible but I had to say thank you looking at the damn ground

[desolationlesbian]

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

[timemachineyeah]

I just finished a delicious cosmic crisp and for the first ten words of this I was ready to fight you

[desolationlesbian]

for the record this IS an apple the tech company specifically hate zone I would never dare insult the humble fruit which has done so much for us that said my personal preference is fuji all the respect though

[silverhawk]

just feel like one of those club penguin fish rn

[silverhawk]

just feel like one of those club penguin fish rn

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[homophobicavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[homophobicavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[ifeellikeimfloating]

There are so many plot holes in twilight you could strain pasta through it

[lemonadebottlecap]

that’s on purpose so you can make an Italian dish for your vampire son’s human gf

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[notemily]

FINALLY

I've been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[ruched]

Moschino Pre-Fall 2022

[despazito]

lazy town drip

[gardeningwithpina]

My mentor: I wanna do a wall garden, because it doesnt take up too much space

Me, already vibrating from the dopamine and adrenaline: Let's talk about espaliers

[gardeningwithpina]

okay, so espaliers are beyond sexy, they are so unbelievably productive

The basics are just... pruning growing trees so they are more 2 dimensional, usually placed against walls. It takes a few years to form/ raise, but they are much easier to maintain than free growing trees in the long run.

(source)

Not only is it more accessible, easier to harvest fruit, but the design has a double purpose; the walls hold and release heat that can keep warm-weathered plants alive during Northen winters!

Fruit Walls: Urban Farming in the 1600s

We are being told to eat local and seasonal food, either because other crops have been tranported over long distances, or because they are g

There are people who use this method to grow avocado, fig, etc trees outdoors without electricity in -20C weather.

A similar technique to espalier can be used to grow furniture without killing the tree!

[elodieunderglass]

I am a fan(ha!) of espaliers but the TRUE owner of my heart are stepover espaliers, which are hidden away in the top right corner of the little infographic OP posted. If you ever see one in real life it will affect you psychologically. It shouldn’t be allowed to have one (1) 😐 emoji tree. A fruit tree composed of a single sideways branch. Elegantly sculpted with spectacular wizard-tier patience and plantcraft to form an old little tree that makes apples, sideways, as a trip hazard

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Hey, this is not gardening, but it is related. Do you know about “Trail Marker Trees”? Several North American Indigenous people would train young hardwood trees in forests to have a sharp horizontal bend low in the trunk, to mark out the direction of a safe trail through the forest, like this roadside "trail tree" found in Tar Hollow State Forest, Ohio:

(Note the patch of white paint on the trunk: a modern way to mark the same trail through the forest-- pointing in the same direction as the human who trained the tree to grow that way, however many centuries ago)

Trees are pretty great.

[eelizabit]

crypto is like. literally it’s like kohl’s cash

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[corporationsarepeople]

Damn

[fierceawakening]

My mom kept telling me how much she loves their breakfast sandwiches. I’m like why are you telling me, a gay person, how much you love hatey people breakfast

Like, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism blah blah

But you could just … NOT TELL ME

[lemonwhorror]

Btw it's ok to rehome a pet. You are not a bad person for no longer being able to care for the animal or just not wanting the responsibility of the animal. It's better to give it to someone who is able and willing to care for the pet. Forcing yourself to care for a living being out of guilt is not beneficial to either of you.

[emeraldotter]

Can I fuel ur deer obsession by requesting a little guy with no thoughts going on in his head at all, just the Mii Theme and/or the DVD screensaver

hm............

[piipstachio]

The fact that the minecraft frogs have a visible booty is making me lose it