Tomoyasu Chikazoku "Skeptic"

"If someone says, "One!" Do you go, "One?" Like a parrot?"

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Read first. (Rules/Warnings)

Do not think for a moment, I am here to make friends. This blog's sole purpose is to monitor the League of Idiots. -💻

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Welcome! This blog follows the rules made by @marbled-magician (linked below). I highly suggest taking a moment to read their rules before interacting.

Admin's personal rules and warnings:

First and foremost!! ~99.9% of Skeptic's responses will be insults or snarky remarks. None of it is to be taken literal. (Please block or avoid interacting with this blog, if you are uncomfortable.)

Feel free to insult Skeptic, I encourage it! (Nothing said will upset me personally. Just be prepared to get insulted back.)

Skeptic will not flirt. At most, he might compliment you back. Highly unlikely though. This rule does not apply to Hanabata. (Any NSFW asks will get ignored.)

Rule violators will get blocked.

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💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 10 · 🥀RULES🥀 · [Originally posted on July 14th, 2024] 🥀// Hello everyone! I’m here to set some strict ground rules. This appli

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[mysophobic-birdman]

i know what are you.

And what is that? Do enlighten me.

[comet-geten]

SCP-049!

[mysophobic-birdman]

. . .

What?

[comet-geten]

Don't tell me you've never heard of the SCP Foundation.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I haven't. Why?

[comet-geten]

Because you're SCP-049.

Just read the link.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I'm not opening random links some goon from another organization sends me??

Do you think I'm that stupid?!

[comet-geten]

Fine. I'll screenshot the article. Gimme a minute.

[mysophobic-birdman]

Go ahead, I don't care.

[comet-geten]

Aight, bet.

Part 1

[mysophobic-birdman]

Is this some sort of video game?

[comet-geten]

There's a couple games based off of it.

Also this has two more parts.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I'm not clicking your links.

[comet-geten]

You're impossible, you know that?

[mysophobic-birdman]

So I'm told. I'm also a yakuza head; I have to be careful with these kind of things.

[comet-geten]

Exactly who do you think I am? Skeptic? You give my tech prowess WAY too much credit there.

[mysophobic-birdman]

No, but Skeptic is your ally. I can't be sure he isn't involved and added a virus to hack me.

[comet-geten]

Dude fucking hates me and wouldn't bother himself with anything I'm into.

[mysophobic-birdman]

It's good that you'll tell me how dysfunctional your organization is, I'm really learning a lot of useful information about you.

I'm still not clicking your links.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Would you look at that? The dimwitted Yakuza is finally showing signs of intelligence. A shame really, but even a broken clock is right twice, I suppose.

Of course, I would place a virus on Geten's links. One can never have too much surveillance.

And, Geten. Stay away from this fool. I do not care personally if you lose your meta-ability. However, statistically speaking, your meta-ability has some use to the MLA, compared to someone else like Slidin’ Go.

[mysophobic-birdman]

Resorting to petty insults already? And I thought the League is childish.

I don't know if you've noticed from your isolated rat den, but I've been making revolutionary research on quirk science, and will soon have a monopoly on quirk enhancers and removers. Not only that, I have a deathly loyal following of yakuza men to do my bidding. You don't get there by being an idiot, but by all means; You're only showing your own ignorance and insecurities.

You seem to have rather strong opinions on me, though I can't say I've even met you before.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Please. Petty is beneath me, my insults contain fact and wit, yet it appears that's not the case for you, Yakuza. Your reputation, or lack thereof, speaks for itself. I'd said I'm impressed by your work, but that would be a lie. It's sloppy at best. Sure, you have results, but you're obnoxiously loud. How many pro-heroes are on your trail now? You only have a few hundred men at best, and that's a generous estimate. Compared to our army, you're nothing. Sure, you could take out a few of us, but you don't have the resources to take out an army of hundred-thousand. Face it, Yakuza, your clan's a dying breed. The Meta-Liberation Army will outlive you.

[mysophobic-birdman]

i know what are you.

And what is that? Do enlighten me.

[comet-geten]

SCP-049!

[mysophobic-birdman]

. . .

What?

[comet-geten]

Don't tell me you've never heard of the SCP Foundation.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I haven't. Why?

[comet-geten]

Because you're SCP-049.

Just read the link.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I'm not opening random links some goon from another organization sends me??

Do you think I'm that stupid?!

[comet-geten]

Fine. I'll screenshot the article. Gimme a minute.

[mysophobic-birdman]

Go ahead, I don't care.

[comet-geten]

Aight, bet.

Part 1

[mysophobic-birdman]

Is this some sort of video game?

[comet-geten]

There's a couple games based off of it.

Also this has two more parts.

[mysophobic-birdman]

I'm not clicking your links.

[comet-geten]

You're impossible, you know that?

[mysophobic-birdman]

So I'm told. I'm also a yakuza head; I have to be careful with these kind of things.

[comet-geten]

Exactly who do you think I am? Skeptic? You give my tech prowess WAY too much credit there.

[mysophobic-birdman]

No, but Skeptic is your ally. I can't be sure he isn't involved and added a virus to hack me.

[comet-geten]

Dude fucking hates me and wouldn't bother himself with anything I'm into.

[mysophobic-birdman]

It's good that you'll tell me how dysfunctional your organization is, I'm really learning a lot of useful information about you.

I'm still not clicking your links.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Would you look at that? The dimwitted Yakuza is finally showing signs of intelligence. A shame really, but even a broken clock is right twice, I suppose.

Of course, I would place a virus on Geten's links. One can never have too much surveillance.

And, Geten. Stay away from this fool. I do not care personally if you lose your meta-ability. However, statistically speaking, your meta-ability has some use to the MLA, compared to someone else like Slidin’ Go.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

You are a hard bitch to draw. >:(

@youngestproever

I am a man. If you plan on using derogatories, use the correct terminology. Regardless, that appears to be the general consensus on my likeness. Keep practicing, Rome wasn't built in a day.

[youngestproever]

H E R E .

it’s shit cause it was just a doodle I did while watching a movie

I could do better.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Hm... I would not call this shit quality. Decent would be more accurate. You've managed to make an accurate representation of likeness, and the shading is executed well. I eagerly await the "better" quality piece.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

If I ask really really nicely, will you accept Glitch as my sister? Please?

Or do I have to do the puppy eyes again?

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer-rp

I fail to see the point to this charade. Me “accepting” that child as your sister would not suddenly make you both sisters.

Regardless, I do not care. If you want “Glitch” to be your sister, no one is stopping you. You do not need my permission.

[codename-firedancer-rp]

...It would make her my sister in the same way I'm your daughter.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Regardless of the outcome, I suspect you’ll still pester me about this issue?

For the sake of sparing myself from the inevitable, fine.

[codename-firedancer-rp]

Thank you, SkepDad.

May I hug you?

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Fine. Make it quick.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

You are a hard bitch to draw. >:(

@youngestproever

I am a man. If you plan on using derogatories, use the correct terminology. Regardless, that appears to be the general consensus on my likeness. Keep practicing, Rome wasn't built in a day.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

I love you, please marry me 💍

No. Do you think this blog is some dating simulator? Clearly, it's not.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Nice time see you're alive. Why'd you go?

Overtime. Between the peak business season at Feel Good, Inc. and spearheading the opperations for the Meta Liberation Army, I did not see a point in wasting my personal time with this foolish networking scheme of the League's.

[atsukoshigaraki]

... How much overtime?

Also, it's not a foolish networking scheme! You could use it to spy on heroes and such!

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Approximately, eight extra hours of overtime per day. Enough to ensure my sleep schedule remains intact, nothing more, nothing less.

Hero social media profiles are scrubbed and kept under strict guidelines to avoid any leaks. It’s unlikely a slip up would occur, and I’d rather not waste my valuable time watching some low-rank hero say “six seven” for attention.

[atsukoshigaraki]

I'm actually really surprised you have a sleep schedule, you seem the type to pull all nighters regularly

SIX SEVEN?! BRO SAID SIX SEVEN!

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Long-term sleep deprivation is no joke. I’m merely ensuring maximum efficiency.

It was in reference to those attention-seeking imbeciles. I quoted them, there’s a difference.

[atsukoshigaraki]

Okay, whatever. Health freak

Anyway, you still said it! And it's alliteration, gods it's fucking perfect! Regardless, I still feel like there's a way to go around hacking heroes social media. I was thinking (might just be rambling) you could hack into the official fan account - like the one ran by the hero's PR team - and from there you could potentially hack into the hero's social media depending on the account set up

[skepticbehindthescreen]

For a juvenile prank, perhaps. However, any damage that could possibly result from hacking into a fan account, would be remedy with a simple PR statement saying the account was hacked.

Setting up the perfect ruse would take time and more effort than it’s worth, regardless. One cannot simply post a vulgar statement from All Might. The diehard fanboys need to be eased into believing All Might could say such a sentence with other posts to that nature. By that time, the PR team will forfeit the hacked account and make a shiny, new one for the idiotic hero instead.

[the-artist-and-her-muses]

art i did

(small gift for @skepticbehindthescreen)

[skepticbehindthescreen]

The artistry is quite impressive, it captures my likeness perfectly. You should be proud of yourself, it's a flawless masterpiece worthy of praise.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

*Sneaks up behind you and shoves you down the stairs*

You again— [*tumbles down stairs*]

This isn’t over!! You’ll rue the day for assaulting me! I suggest watching your back, stair-anon! I’ll get my puppets to shove you down a flight of stairs!

[theglitchedstudent]

HA-

[skepticbehindthescreen]

You! Are you behind this scheme?

[theglitchedstudent]

OH I WISH! THAT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS!

Yknow trumpets taking this whole daughter thing A L O T better then you, he’s actually reasonable.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Of course, he's being "reasonable." Hanabata's not the one with a whole human pretending to be his daughter. I assure you, Hanabata would react in a similar manner otherwise.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Holy shit you are hard to draw

Nothing worth doing comes easy. My likeness would not be worth drawing otherwise.

Keep practicing until you’re pleased with the results, or don’t.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

*Sneaks up behind you and shoves you down the stairs*

You again— [*tumbles down stairs*]

This isn’t over!! You’ll rue the day for assaulting me! I suggest watching your back, stair-anon! I’ll get my puppets to shove you down a flight of stairs!

[theglitchedstudent]

HA-

[skepticbehindthescreen]

You! Are you behind this scheme?

[skepticbehindthescreen]

If I ask really really nicely, will you accept Glitch as my sister? Please?

Or do I have to do the puppy eyes again?

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer-rp

I fail to see the point to this charade. Me “accepting” that child as your sister would not suddenly make you both sisters.

Regardless, I do not care. If you want “Glitch” to be your sister, no one is stopping you. You do not need my permission.

[codename-firedancer-rp]

...It would make her my sister in the same way I'm your daughter.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Regardless of the outcome, I suspect you’ll still pester me about this issue?

For the sake of sparing myself from the inevitable, fine.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Nice time see you're alive. Why'd you go?

Overtime. Between the peak business season at Feel Good, Inc. and spearheading the opperations for the Meta Liberation Army, I did not see a point in wasting my personal time with this foolish networking scheme of the League's.

[atsukoshigaraki]

... How much overtime?

Also, it's not a foolish networking scheme! You could use it to spy on heroes and such!

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Approximately, eight extra hours of overtime per day. Enough to ensure my sleep schedule remains intact, nothing more, nothing less.

Hero social media profiles are scrubbed and kept under strict guidelines to avoid any leaks. It’s unlikely a slip up would occur, and I’d rather not waste my valuable time watching some low-rank hero say “six seven” for attention.

[atsukoshigaraki]

I'm actually really surprised you have a sleep schedule, you seem the type to pull all nighters regularly

SIX SEVEN?! BRO SAID SIX SEVEN!

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Long-term sleep deprivation is no joke. I’m merely ensuring maximum efficiency.

It was in reference to those attention-seeking imbeciles. I quoted them, there’s a difference.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

*Sneaks up behind you and shoves you down the stairs*

You again— [*tumbles down stairs*]

This isn’t over!! You’ll rue the day for assaulting me! I suggest watching your back, stair-anon! I’ll get my puppets to shove you down a flight of stairs!

[skepticbehindthescreen]

your ‘kid’ is buddy buddy with a pro-

Of course they are.

That pro-hero must be the mastermind behind the whole fake kid plan. Clearly, the heroes would stoop that low.

[human-sniperrifle]

”…why do i feel the hpsc is behind this…?”

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Finally. Someone with common sense.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

If I ask really really nicely, will you accept Glitch as my sister? Please?

Or do I have to do the puppy eyes again?

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer-rp

I fail to see the point to this charade. Me “accepting” that child as your sister would not suddenly make you both sisters.

Regardless, I do not care. If you want “Glitch” to be your sister, no one is stopping you. You do not need my permission.