still trash!

I'm Hannah (or Hanger)! 21, complete and utter trash. I do art sometimes. side blog for @vangoshkid.

[fortooate]

we can’t keep letting him get away with it!

[munchsquads]

literally what does this mean why did you edit out justins tooth and give griffin an extra watch for this post

[vanghostkid]

nick miller moodboard.

[vanghostkid]

nicole “nick” miller. a possum in a trench coat, attempting to pass as human.

yes this is my new career, doing new girl redraws of random screen grabs bc i am dedicated to the revelation that is lesbian nick miller. i’ll be here all week, avoiding online college.

[vanghostkid]

ok but get this, what if nick was a lesbian,,, like full on possum gay,,, you know what i mean?

[vanghostkid]

still trying to get my digital art sea-legs as they were, so here is a lonesome cowfolk hanging by the fire.

[vanghostkid]

honest work.

i want to make this into a zine, but i really like the concept and it probably will become a longer series, who knows. anyway gay cowboy attempting to avoid her past life of crime? yes.

[sketch-please]

heyo! hanger here!

it’s been a hot minute since i’ve been round these parts (largely been active on my main, @vangoshkid ) , but as check please has come to a close, wanted to check in here!

i’m still immensely grateful for the community check please had for me a few years ago ( nurseydex fam, i love y’all! despite how rarely i’m on the discord) when i was 17/18 and immensely lonely, thank y’all for reblogging my art, and for everyone making me feel like i had a (albeit small) place online.

not sure what the future of this blog holds- perhaps i’ll do a bit of a cleanse, i may be deleting some old fan art, but not all of it, and might shift this over to my general fan/ fanart blog.

love y’all!

[omgpoindexter]

i know everyone likes irish dex but has anyone ever thought about… scottish dex

[zimmerdouche]

ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE

he and his brother wore kilts to the latter’s wedding

“GAH-lick” not “GAY-lick”

(said while holding every flannel he owns) “it’s TARTAN”

[sexydexynurse]

“Black Watch? Really? So, when’d you join the military?”

[omgpoindexter]

nursey: is that a purse

dex: it’s a SPORRAN

[zimmerdouche]

nursey: are you wearing the kilt… traditionally ;)

dex:

[omgpoindexter]

dex’s maw: we came to maine to escape the midges. little did we know

[pieplease]

ANOTHER ICONIC TRIO IM

[chrisfranklinchow]

for all your update needs!

[willdexpoindexter]

This fic is trying to murder me https://archiveofourown.org/works/8825710/chapters/20259520

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Derek Nurse’s interracial gay parents from New York are actually Captain Holt and Kevin from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[unacaritafeliz]

This is so funny when you imagine Captain Holt and Kevin reacting to like 90% of the words that Nursey chooses to say.

[dereknursey]

nursey on the phone in the next room: bagels are inherently gay

holt and kevin: How Did We Raise This

[dameferre]

the other side of this:

drunk nursey: dex is not, as the kids say, awake.

chowder, in awe: do you mean woke?

nursey: I did mean ‘woke’, but it’s grammatically incoherent.

[jewishbitty]

“You two just need to bone.” “How dARE you Derek Nurse I am your faTHER…” … “BOOONNEEEE” “What your father and I do in the bedroom is none of your concern!” — “BOOOOONEEEEEEE????!!”

[hoenursey]

Nursey: *yelling about something and arguing with his parents*

Captain Holt: “Derek, go to your room. I think you need to have some, as you say, ‘pound symbol me time’ to ‘pound symbol ‘chillax’’ before you continue to speak to your father and I in that tone of voice.”

[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

shitty is two seconds away from murdering tater the only thing holding him back is the fact that jack loves his teammate

[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

tater: mrs. zimmermann she makes the best brownies in the wh-

shitty, being physically restrained by lardo: YEAH I KNOW IVE HAD THEM

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Okay can I just say that, as someone who watches too much HGTV, every part of the Bittles’ house that we’ve seen looks really nice. that crown molding in Bitty’s room? the giant, possibly custom-made bookshelf? nice. That kitchen? A+, I would yell at anyone on house hunters who complained about it

and as someone who has been doing a lot of looking at apartments online, I don’t know what rent prices are like in Providence  I just looked up how much rent is in Providence and holy shit, every fic that’s implied that Jack is being cheap by having an apartment instead of a house owes me $2,057, the average monthly rent for a 2 bedroom apartment in Providence, but probably actually they owe me a hell of a lot more if we assume he’s in an expensive neighborhood and consider how many built-ins we’ve seen in his living room

[itsacpsideblog]

as I’ve said before, we can assume that Jack lives in the condos around Exchange Street (or a fictionalized version thereof), which means if he’s renting, he’s probably paying about $3500 a month (source):

though, considering he’s making about $1 million a year, that’s actually pretty cheap, relatively speaking…

[sketch-please]

ok ok ok ok i agree but also what if he moves to college hill because it feels homier and less busy and buys/rents a historic house on like benefit st. 

like fellas, i think jack lives around exchange for like the first year? but then moves to the west side because it feels less corporate and homier??? i love the west side????

(*edit* i also agree a hundo ten percent w ur tags on that*)

[dereknursey]

bitty jus like slowly immersing jack in gay culture. it starts with them watching queer eye together bc jack has a big gay crush on tan (as he should) and then bitty will like pause the show a lot to explain a joke or a reference because jack doesn’t get it. and of course jack loves history, so he starts reading a lot about like the beginning of pride and the women who made it happen and he’s like “well what’s a… [squints in repressed homosexuality] ballroom?” and bitty is like Oh U Sweet Summer Child…anyways long story short jack ends up going to a ballroom scene and he loves it so much, like he has on sunglasses and a hat because he doesn’t want to take any shine away from the performers and by the end he’s cheering really loud and bitty just loves him. like can u imagine after this jack starts saying like lil gay things that make bitty’s lil heart just beat faster cause it reminds him that him and jack r working thru all of this together everytime he hears jack say, “shitty is serving…unemployed willy wonka” or something

[cryptenby]

Bitty, crying laughing: Sweetpea, what was that?? You were supposed to like, tell them it gets better or that they will be loved and supported regardless

Jack, very confused: Isnt that what I said? Hockey is a good sport and they should play it.

Bitty: oh, bless your heart,

[stynzy]

I love marty