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10 years

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

mesothelihomo

arsonstick

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers

kitterjitters

tags by @arealcrow

cimicherrychanga

pub fit from last week btw!!!

they/them

wangleline

tiny pogging ferret pictures, for you

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

oddarette

"This Cat Was Special" Aight, I’ve been heavily debating integrating some of my art from my other account here to kind of idk… consolidate my soul? Idk. I’m hella nervous about posting this here but it’s my second favorite piece ever and I want more people to see it. This took MONTHS to make so I literally can’t afford to make this kind of stuff often. If you wanna see more of this idk, let me know or buy a print.

anasabdin

Graceful Defeat

oddarette

I call this, "The Color of Fuck You." My favorite piece so far this year. I’m so happy with it 💖

justnoodlefishthings

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

shutyourmoustache

The face of a man sat waiting to annihilate:

shutyourmoustache

Oh…my…word. The ginger boy brought a stand mixer, and those shits are heavy.

thegaymertrainer

I love otter

hunter-rodrigez

frangipani-wanderlust

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan

roguebombshell

Dang. The skill needed to know how to use all of those machines, the vision, the planning. Wowzers.

dailymanners

If you smoke, don't leave your butts on the ground. Dispose of them properly. The same applies if you use nicotine pouches, don't spit them out on the ground and leave them there, dispose of them properly.

While littering in general is usually a bad idea because the littered trash can be hazardous to wildlife or even people (and let's face it, just makes a place look uglier) littering nicotine products is especially harmful to wildlife and humans alike. In urban areas tap water often has nicotine in it due to all the littered nicotine products such as cigarette butts and nictotine pouches, due to rain runoff carrying nicotine into water sources used by both humans and wildlife. You're free to take up whatever habits you like so long as they do not infringe on others, but littering your nicotine products taints water supplies which unfairly forces nicotine on others who don't get a say in the matter.

dailymanners

Now, I have heard some people try to reason this away with "but tossing a still warm cigarette butt into the trash can cause a trash fire so if there isn't a cigarette disposal box around smokers have no choice but to stomp it out on the ground and leave it there!" However, there is something that exists called a pocket ash tray which does allow smokers to safely store away their cigarette butts until they're cool enough to properly dispose of.

someplanetelse

If you stomped it out on the ground it is definitely cold enough to be put in the trash can. You can pick it up. You just don't want to.

archaeo-geek

Pocket ash trays can also be super cheap and easy to find and carry. We sometimes keep them in our field kits in case we are working with someone who smokes and doesn't have one, to help prevent forest fires as well as reduce litter. It's such a tiny amount of effort; please use them!!

no-passaran

A single cigarette butt takes up to 10 or 12 years to completely decompose.

A single cigarette butt can pollute 50 litres of potable water. This is because the cigarette butt is the most polluting part of the cigarette, because most of the nicotine and pitch are located in the cigarette filter.

Lit cigarette butts are one of the main causes of forest fires in many countries.

Besides nicotine and pitch, the cigarette butt also has lead, mercury, ammonia, and others. Since the cigarette butt is small, it often can't be caught by the water treatment plants and ends up in rivers and seas, where it pollutes fish and birds.

And studies say 2 out of every 3 cigarettes end up on the floor, not properly disposed!

Sources: Dr. Darío Fernández in El Cierre Digital, Sociedad Española de Neumología y Cirugía Torácica.

time-travel-toke-up

Former smoker who had an EXTREMELY unreasonable habit-

I was considered weird and shaded for making sure I picked up my butts and threw them away/took them with me til I had a trash can.

You CAN pick it up. You just don't want to.

And if someone who was a chain smoking chimney with 5 butts to worry about after stepping out for 15 mins could be accountable for not leaving toxic litter in the park or all over the sidewalk,

I HEAVILY side eye people who smoke less than I did acting like it's an arduous task to properly dispose of the waste their addictive habit produces.

stevishabitat

I live in an area where there are no storm drains and we get the runoff from a busy downtown area with several restaurants and bars, and the amount of butts that end up on our street and in our yards after a rain is outrageous. And if I don't scoop them up, their next stop is the creek at the end of the block.

dailymanners

#hippie stuff#smoking#as much as smoking is something that i will never do#it's a habit that comes with so many cool accoutrements#why would you not want to have a specific accessory for this#this is an opportunity for#fashion#the sheer sexiness of bringing out your specific accessory to put out your cigarette and keep it contained#hottttt#rather than being a litterbug ew#how uncool

Tags by @noegrets

Seriously! I don't smoke either, but when I looked up pocket ash trays some of them were really cool. I saw a metal one shaped like a coffin for the goths. I saw some beautiful hand carved ones with abalone and/or mother of pearl. There's all sorts of cool designs for pocket ash trays out there! It could be a cool conversation starter with your fellow smokers. Why would you rather be a litter bug who contaminates your local water supply, when you could have a cool accessory like that?

averyroundbird

not be gross but when I was picking litter up in my uni city, on two different occasions I found dead seagulls full of cigarette butts. I've seen foxes eat them, birds and fish certainly eat them. If you give a shit about the environment but don't have the time to pick up cigarette butts then you should be ashamed of yourself.

I''ve met the leftiest mfs on the planet who go to zine fairs and feminist book shop poetry gigs who will fuckin leave cigarette butts on the ground, in puddles, chuck them in rivers. I've shamed them and I'll shame strangers. Its fucking disgraceful.

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