Skies And Glaciers

Sometimes I just wanna... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[nonethefewer]

this is the best response image ever

[poopoopeepeetour]

i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display

[poopoopeepeetour]

now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place

[slimegirlwarlock]

The symbols for male and female, ♂and ♀, both have a circle on them, because the thing that’s really important is HOLE

^ not enough people are talking about this

[slimegirlwarlock]

okay mission success enough people are talking about this

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[memewhore]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[deaddolin]

when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day

[slog420]

gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times

[deaddolin]

Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[portrait-of-cromulence]

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

[bookgeekgrrl]

#that is a sentence i wish wasn't understandable

(@blacktofade)

[raptorific]

I tried Among Us today

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[leafcrunch]

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.

[galaxydoughnut]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[guerrillatech]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”

Sir, we lead very different lives

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

[perditionsflames]

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

[orangecitrusring]

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak

[headspace-hotel]

the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread

[cantinabandmp3]

Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[juelzsantanabandana2]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

[transjinako]

Source

[ierotits]

[redpandarascal]

“but I could just not go there” kills me

[shitpostinguniverse]

[toastbutteregg]