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Where that New England Gothic post
my personal favorite
the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow
*gets out a flat-head screwdriver*
died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference
died and came back wrong but only to myself. died and came back and nobody noticed i died. died and people think i came back better. died and came back wrong only in a specific sense of "wrong". died and fought like hell to come back and everyone thinks it was easy. died and came back mentally wrong and physically fine and tearing myself apart from the inside. died and hiding everything that went wrong. died and trying so hard to show what is wrong and nobody notices.
Had a dream the other night that a huge pair of hands came down from the clouds and handed me a dvd copy of Monty Python And The Holy Grail and bellowed out something along the lines of “your life has been forever changed by the greatest movie ever created, spread the film as I did to you.”
I have never seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, or hell any Monty Python in general.
I don’t know what this means.
Help.
I think it means that you have to watch it
1001 Dalmations
Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.
Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe
You CAN’T leave that in the tags
atla heritage post
“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”
“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”
As a long time ShadowClan stan, I Am Tired
have u guys tried this masturbation thing
no body has ever tried that
ok sorry i will delete my tumblr
NOOOOOOOO
ANGEL PLEASE I TAKE IT BACK I JERK MY SHIT ALL DAY EVERY DAY COME BACK TO MEEEEE
my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton
my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.
im killing myself in front of you and clogging up ur inventory with xquisitedeadguy meat
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screenshot of a tumblr post by @xquisitedeadguy
tumblr is on dark mode so the post itself has a dark gray background with white text, and the blog background is a sort of pink-orange that can best be described as salmon. the way the post is screenshot, there is a strip of this salmon background framing the post on the top and bottom.
in the top left corner of the post is the icon, a drawing of a cartoon lion with a golden crown and red landline phone on a white background. the lion is holding up the phone to its right ear, and with its free left paw it is holding a writing utensil over a piece of paper to take notes.
next to the icon reads the bolded white text of the username, “xquisitedeadguy”. underneath that text, in a smaller font and in gray, reads the timestamp, “1h ago”. across from that, in the top right corner, there is a meatballs menu, which is three gray dots side by side horizontally.
the body of the text reads, “do five paragraph image descriptions for simple memes not defeat the point a little bit”. there is no capitalization or punctuation, and the text is white and in the normal tumblr mobile font, with no bolding, italicization, or in any other way modified
beneath the body of the post, on the left is a simplified image of a fire, and next to that on the right in bolded font and light gray is the word “Blaze” with an uppercase “B”.
directly under that is a very thin line that spans horizontally across the bottom of the post, not quite reaching the sides. underneath this line on the left side, in the bottom left corner of the post, drawn with the same width as the aforementioned line, is a capsule shape, enclosing gray bolded text that reads, “0 notes” with no capitalization.
opposite this “note bubble” on the bottom right of the post, are four basic symbols, all drawn with fairly thick lines and in light gray. from right to left they are; a short arc arrow pointed right (tumblr’s “share” button), a circular speech balloon (tumblr’s “comment” button), a bent arrow going up and right, meeting with a bent arrow going down and left, that together make up a rectangular loop (tumblr’s “reblog” button), and a heart symbol (tumblr’s “like” button).
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they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
The NYC woodcock keeps reminding me of when someone posted on our local sub reddit warning everybody that he nearly got mugged trying to see an American woodcock. He had heard we had one in a park, but he went at night and a guy was looking at him weirdly and possibly following him a bit, so he got out of there and wanted to make sure everybody knew to stay safe.
Unbeknownst to him the location he'd gone to is one of the city's most infamous cruising spots, so the comments were split between people gently breaking this to him, birders giving woodcock sighting tips, and people going YEAH THAT SURE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SEE AN AMERICAN WOOD COCK.
Ship's cat Chiclet watches the harbour during her watch on the museum tanker Mary A. Whalen (1938)