Kaeya x NoobKnight!Reader
You were assigned to the Knights because of your “potential.” No one told you what that actually meant.
1. You show up to the headquarters three hours early, standing at attention in front of a fancy looking door until a certain captain walks by and tells you the door leads to a broom closet. “Darling… that’s the broom storage.”
2. During your first patrol, Kaeya is walking beside you, explaining the route, and you suddenly trip over absolutely nothing. He catches you effortlessly, raises an eyebrow, and whispers: “Falling for me already?”
3. You get so flustered when he talks to you, you call him “Captain Sir Mister Kaeya”. He absolutely loves it. “Captain Sir Mister Kaeya… I could get used to that, sweetheart.”
4. You have no idea how to flirt, so you just stand stiffly and say things like: “Your hair is nice. It looks like… the night. With… strands. Like silk. Of...moon” Kaeya just grins like he’s being serenaded.
5. You once brought your sword to the kitchen after hearing it was weapon maintenence day and asked ( very seriously ), "Where is the dish soap for blades?" Kaeya nearly cried laughing.
6. He starts making it a habit to ‘randomly’ appear wherever you are during your patrols, under the excuse of 'checking up on the new recruits' even though your fellow new recruits tell you he has never showed up during their partrols.
7. Your first time helping during an emergency, you panicked and threw your sword....at a bush. Kaeya still teases you about it- "Captain Kaeya, I thought I saw it move my way! I just listended to my instinct!"
"Your instinct told you to throw you only weapon to you enemy and leave yourself completely defenseless?"
8. You tried to write a report for the first time and used the phrase “hostile nature entity” instead of “slime.”
Kaeya framed it. It’s on his office wall.
9. One time you forgot to knock and accidentally walked into Kaeya’s office while he was changing shirts.
“Would you like a chair, or are you going to stand there and take notes?”
"Recruit, your nose is bleeding."
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