skippy

[melssandre]

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948, H.C. Potter)

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

ye olde terrible children

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[04k96]

[lleyksie]

dueling tigers 🍊

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[harrisandherheart]

15 years later... AND NEW! ⚡⚡

Punker is undisputed ‼️

[j4kfell]

My princess

[deathandmysticism]

Paolo Vincenzo Bonomini, Allegory of Death, 19th century

[fabxpunk]

[mapswithoutwyoming]

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

[vanessagillings]

Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat

[k3kban]

How about Stede?

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[uncahier]

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

[baggebythesea]

"He should have stopped when he was still AHEAD!"

[arcadialedger]

Absolutely brilliant. No notes.

[kyraneko]

OK but Statler and Waldorf need to have climbed the tower of the Eye of Sauron and be watching the whole movie from there.

With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.

Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.

Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"

And they both laugh.

[depsidase]

[junkfoodcinemas]

THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985) dir. Dan O'Bannon