Hi how's things

HI IM NICK im 23 & im the test tube genetic smoothie of: tommy wiseau, jerry seinfeld, drake, bjork, danny devito, lil b, jeff mangum, st. vincent, snoop dogg, an undisclosed cryptid, and Large Orb AGENDER(they/them) i want to buy the moon to establish a mining operation of moon rocks so i can singlehandedly deplete the natural supply of moon rocks and cause a worldwide panic of a lack of moonrocks because of my monopolization of the moonrock industry

[unclefather]

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

[anybodyandsomebody]

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

[official-keyes]

a soft friend rests in the light

[official-keyes]

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

[official-keyes]

Unconchious

[earthstory]

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

[lurkinghistoric]

@harrietvane‘s tags:  #the song of the 56k dial-up modem #seals!

[helium-argon-co2]

@xxxdragonfucker69xxx

[fagtomex]

she’s so fucking funny

[dsd57993215]

IM PUSSY BITCH!!!!! ….

*hard soft moan*

[fadingraindrops]

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

[themightyrancho]

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Elmo is single handedly funnier than every single one of us on this website combined

[mimiriiu]

jimmy jimmy

[shitter]

[skrimirs]

[wakingfromthewater]

(via Vancouver Aquarium Marine Mammal Rescue Centre)

[bears-official]

hay move of ur blorpen BODDEY it my turn of l’showers!!!

[worsethanmanyfairies]

@xxxdragonfucker69xxx

[videocraft]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

top 10 normal behaviors to perform while feeling regular 

[nadegeexists2-deactivated201409]

[make--it--gayer]

[thenatsdorf]

Purry cheetah loves his caretaker. (via lisatorajacqueline)

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here to make you smile

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

no gender im FERAL

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

hhyujhuuugggghmgnggnuggrrrrrrr *loses all domestication*

[cutest-animals-here]