I Didnt Know How Blogs Worked

So this is technically my main, even though i dont post here

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This is my main technically, but i only use my ‘side blog’ skrimpchips

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bites ur head

Yeowch :(

You bite skrimp? You hurt skrimp?

:((((

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IVE BEGUN MY FIRST OFFICIAL PLAYTHROUGH OF LIFE IS STRANGE

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skrimp is accompanying me on such a grandiose journey

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Yess i too am here

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imma bite u

Not if I bite you first

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Nom nom

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I cannot write haikus.

No matter how hard I try,

it’s always off.

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I hope haiku bot beats you up for this one girl, it was right there dude

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hey why do my arms hurt

[biteygremlinanon]

SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

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THATS COMPLETELY UNRELATED LEAVE MY PERPETUAL PAIN OUT OF MY VAGINAL BLEEDING

[biteygremlinanon]

I DON'T CARE

SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

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AT LEAST LET ME FINISH AP PRECALC

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I forget we take the same math

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[cermblka]

um, I’m an orphan? xd idk if I already said it or someone noticed , but meh, idc.

@noodlecarrot50states @almosttroll @icydeku14

[icebku]

I did not know that

Uh I sprained my wrist 5 time within the span of four weeks and did permanent damage to it in high school and these days I just kinda live with the pain and I forget that most people dont do that untill I see a post about chronic pain

Um or I know I brought this up in an authors note but for those that dont read YDKM when I was eight years old a dog almost ripped my nose off on Easter. I fully recovered and I still love dogs but yeah that happened

Sorry these are both like traumatic

@pinkytoothlesso11 @daylightisminetoconsume @elymigremlin

[elymigremlin]

your poor wrist! my goodness!!!

A fun one I guess is that when I was born I had a purple nose caused by extra tissue in my nose. And growing up I would scowl and sometimes growl at people if they said anything about my nose (even compliments like "you have such a cute round nose") it was like an instant distaste to people if they so much as looked at my nose wrong.

I also have a spot on my face I can only partially feel, and also sends incorrect signals to my brain due to jaw surgery stretching a nerve and it never healing fully. :D

@daydream358 @mits-mits @prismarts

[daydream358]

Oh okay !! I'm sensing a certain theme .... which I'm gonna deviant a bit from >;D

I was born on the same month as mom, in fact our birthday dates were only 5 days apart !! And my dad and older sister also share the same month for their birthdays

I liked to say/think that me and my sister were born on those dates, cause we wanted to be a good surprise for our parents

It's a little weird to celebrate my birthday without my mom now. I miss her a lot

On top of that we like making different desserts for each birthday !! My sister likes german cream pie, my dad likes lime pie and mine's a strawberry cake with cream

My mom favorite dessert was mille-feuille which I also liked it a lot. And it was always nice to enjoy it together even though I always made a mess of things

Alright last one !! Me and my mom would sometimes go to this restaurant for a snack and coffee. Except that I didn't like coffee at all (and still don't) but I loved the little cookies and chantilly that came with the coffee, and she would always let me have those

It was nice walking down to memory lane for a bit

@loreofsplit @lumenniveus @moonfrost-614-queen-of-darkness @majesticrevive69

[loreofsplit]

Oh snap i have no clue... Uh, I actually was going to major in Criminology. I love a murder mystery, but then I got really into marine biology... But guess who sucks at math ✨ but here I am doing art.. not for a living yet, i'm actually trying to survive at a 9-5 XD

@xb1tess @a-nick

[xb1tess]

uhh i cant use both my eyes at the same time, but i can switch which one i wanna use

@t4ffyc4t @libraoffice @legraycat @infinity-is-also-zero

[infinity-is-also-zero]

Kinda similar because I have no original thoughts but both my eyes work at the same time but they dont work together! The signals just send separately and it can lead to headaches, blurred vision, and double vision. Sometimes I have to close one eye to read

Uhhhh also I'm moderately hypermobile

@thesevenstarfoxes @skrimpchips @galaxysharks and @ anyone else who sees it and wants to

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One time, I passed out (several times consecutively) in the alamo bathroom, and no one came to look for me for 20 minutes cause they were watching a movie

I left in a stretcher❤️‍🩹

Edit: forgot to tag

@pyxilate @itsdior9710 @ the rest of yall im already bored of tagging yall

[natyugho]

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[chishnfips87]

KPop Shitpost Hunters

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Love the implication she watched the show

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

love this guy. sometimes i wonder what he was thinking during those years.

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My brain is a little fried, saw trisha and wondered ‘what does trisha paytas have to do with this?’

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TELL ME WHY YOUR WIFE (SKRIMP) DOESN'T KNOW THE GOLDEN GLOBES?? 😨😨😨

I don’t either, the only golden I know is by EJAE, Audrey Nuna, and REI AMI

[infinity-is-also-zero]

What?

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Daymn bitch (respectfully because i see you as an equal and appreciate you) you really tried throwing me under the bus

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Also im gunna add, i assumed it was kpdh thing i didnt know about yet

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TELL ME WHY YOUR WIFE (SKRIMP) DOESN'T KNOW THE GOLDEN GLOBES?? 😨😨😨

I don’t either, the only golden I know is by EJAE, Audrey Nuna, and REI AMI

[infinity-is-also-zero]

What?

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Daymn bitch (respectfully because i see you as an equal and appreciate you) you really tried throwing me under the bus

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Either my phone screen is glitching or my eyes are twitching and i dont know which is worse

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I have this bad habit of saying ‘we’ instead if ‘I’ or ‘me’ when referring to myself

It doesnt really matter, at least not until im sharing ideas and saying ‘we’ and suddenly its a group project and this is ‘our’ idea now that we ‘both’ contributed to

[sprite-candy]

One more Jinu before bed 😌

Did this one yesterday when my hand actually understood how to draw

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.