[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[etheltempest]

we need to make more rapists cry 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[andromeda--17]

I hope Brandon Bussi an undrafted goalie, beating c.h. in a shutout, while he let in 3 goals and earned records for how bad he was, in a game six Stanley cup final win keeps him awake at night

[etheltempest]

someone needs to clip the video of carter hart crying, i need to save it to my phone so i can look at it when i’m having a bad day

[acesgroupchat]

[smittysgmail]

CARTER HART IS CRYING ON MY SCREEN. SHOW ME MORE

[etheltempest]

goodnight!!!!

[chungledown-bimothy]

all i really wanted from my first stanley cup final was carter hart humiliated.

objectively, statistically, the worst goalie in finals history and crying on the ice after losing in a shutout on home ice is above and beyond, really.

congrats canes, continue to eat shit and die vegas ✌️

[verycoolusername1]

VICTOIRE IN FOUR, KNICKS IN FIVE, CANES IN SIX, THIS IS THE GOOD PLACE

[portering-my-martone]

Carter Hart will now be know as the worst goalie in Stanley cup finals history. The stats speak for themselves

[figtreesaplings]

happy vegas lost the cup to all who celebrate

[etheltempest]

it’s never a goalie’s fault when a team loses. except when it’s carter hart. that’s 100% his fault and we should all point and laugh

[sky-pen]

Me when I saw him cry

[hischowza]

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[pangur-and-grim]

Hey wait where'd Belphie's bald spot go

it's still there, but his skin changed colour! Belphie has a pointed colouration, and pointing is form of temperature dependant albinism, so it basically means that his entire body is a heat map.

in the winter, he camps out by the heating vent and stays warm, so his bald spot turns bright pink (no melanin)

and in the summer, he goes out on the catio where it's chillier, and his bald spot turns dark

[pangur-and-grim]

[thebluthcompany]

[thebluthcompany]

May the fourth be with you.

[nonasuch]

and also some money

[userfish]

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point