ᯓ i'm so green ᯓ

they/them 𖦹 18+ 𖦹 anything goes asks and messages always open please i beg i post abt hockey now 𖦹 go sharks go sabres

[malewag]

genuinely i wish a giant anvil would fall out of the sky and onto the vegas golden knights

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[figtreesaplings]

i need to be put down

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[cassthecasanova]

Lindy losing the Jack Adams race by 3 points makes me catatonic actually

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[redgerines]

dahlin 4 norris campaign postponed to next year. you did well my sweet captain

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[unethical-business-practices]

Damn. These bitches gay. Bad for them. Horrible for them.

[academicssay]

academic self-regulation explained

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately