Celestial Hipster

Wild eagle, computer guy, cartoonist, Ravenclaw, cat lover, Sagittarius, and friend.

[sabertoothwalrus]

look at me and tell me these earrings aren’t clip-ons

[sabertoothwalrus]

these ones are stickers and he’s using magic to make the dangly pieces float

[sabertoothwalrus]

[the-spectre-of-communism]

might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines

[catchymemes]

[mens-rights-activia]

[ambergrief]

it straight up smells like spiders in here

[aridellia]

[iguanamouth]

[malachitegrey]

This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

[bogleech]

he smoked one of those cigarettes for each letter he figured out

[logarithmicpanda]

Anyone else has like... The inability to form habits?

Like normal people, they repeat something daily for a couple weeks and it sticks. They might miss a day here or there, but the overall habit is formed.

Me? I can push myself to do the same task daily for 8 months, forget one day, and it's gone. I realize 3 weeks later that i have not done it a single time since.

[naamahdarling]

ADHD mood.

[randomfandomteacher]

[cosmicrhetoric]

i keep trying to reread wyrd sisters but i can't get further than this cause every time i see it i have to turn my phone off and close my eyes for twenty minutes.....this is SO funny. you just know there's a little recipe book in goodie maysherestinpeace whemper's old cottage with an entry that says RECIPE FOR HOT LEAD BONES: step one you get some lead step two you put it in their bones

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I think about the entry level job paradox my head feels like it’s gonna explode.

Whenever I think about all the people that didn’t hire me to be a busser because I didn’t have any restaurant experience even though it’s the lowest ranking job in the restaurant I feel a dangerous urge to strangle a hiring manager.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Some internships ask for experience. Internships. You know. The places you’re supposed to get experience? Those things? I wanna eat a door.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Quite frankly I don’t know how anyone gets into any industry. Any of them. Office workers must just spawn like minecraft mobs or something.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[ohlovelypop]

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[woodrider]

this is real btw and they put stuff like this on their sign all the time

[catcrumb]

george meowchael

[yekkes]

This is how assholes online sound when they harass poor people for wanting nice things

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[cocainejuul]

Just one girl’s opinion but you can never spend too much time outside or smoke too much weed or use too much garlic or say I love you too much. There’s no such thing

[mango-season]

do you ever think oh actually i am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely

[lourvely]

eleven, sandra cisneros

[slightlylazyeye]

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA