Starlight Night Bird

[inncorrect-starklings]

Arya: You spent all our money on THIS??

Rickon: {putting tiny raincoats on ducklings} They live outside. They need this.

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Star Trek Quotes

[readinfinityinc1984-deactivated]

DC Comics please canonize this dynamic.

[readinfinityinc1984-deactivated]

Hank should be held like this more often.

[giallo4ver]

Yes.

[canary-warrior]

cameron: my father was murdered

courtney:

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Confirmation that Jesse and Rick are still married??? (And their kid might still exist??)

Also Jay introducing Alan to Max 🥺

[riosnecktattoo]

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

[skylightdragon]

Don’t mind me, just back on tumblr after forever to casually spam my page with Chris pine posts and don’t worry darling drama.

[porcogalliardenthusiast-deactiv]

Controversial statement but Chris Pine has more talent in his left leg than Harry Styles in his entire body I said what i said

[sirgnomethegiant]

The best part is that I am 100% certain Chris Pine has no clue that #Spitgate is a thing. You think his publicist actually talked to him? After all he had to go through, that man’s flip phone was off and charging.

[fullyerecteggplant]

one of the sexiest things a man can do is own a flip phone in the year of our lord 2022

[thorsonoflesbians]

Can Zachary Quinto please come get his boyfriend from Venice because he's about to start a fistfight with Olivia Wilde

[tolerateit]

chris pine keeps giving person who did all the work in a group project and is watching the rest of the members stumble through the presentation energy throughout dwd promo

[brandysamantha]

Literally every moment of this movie becomes more crazy 💀

[sparklingwaterbabie]

A collection of my favourite tweets, thus far, on #SpitGate that I’m putting here for ease for my friends seeing

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[catflowerqueen]

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.