Bad Influence Magikarp

My name is Mike and I like music, burritos, and other oddities. 25. MBA '16. Stay Classy NJ.She is my "tumblr" girlfriend and my partner in crime.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via porkymama)

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[pleatedjeans]

[leptoceratops-deactivated201806]

oh my god

[becausebirds]

pew pew

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D

[dewchild-deactivated20170827]

I FOUND THIS COOKIE THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FACE AND I WAS LIKE “LEMME TRY A FACE SWAP” AND IM SCREMAIGNHFDJBC

[sixpenceee]

This is what a windmill on fire looks like. (Source)

[galacticoctocorgi12-deactivated]

Holy shit is that thing creating a portal to hell

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[woodmeat]

this world dont deserve tpain

[pdl2h-deactivated20251123]

[cappybara]

all together now! which ones are your favorite? 

buy prints of the whole deck || check out individual cards

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[heartfulloffandoms-deactivated2]

[pandavalkyrie]

Millenials: We’re all broke, socially anxious, have poor physical fitness, suffering from depression and lack any motivation for life.

Nintendo: We got this.

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]

[skylinefading]

Pokémon vs Pokémon GO

Pokémon: I caught this Pokémon very early in the game and it's very special to me and I named it something very meaningful

Pokémon GO: This is Guitar Solo and I caught him by a dumpster outside a Taco Bell

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

barber: what you want

this guy: give me the elder scrolls oblivion tavern keeper 

barber: say no more 

[thedailyshow]