[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[art-deep]

[10knotes]

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

[221cbakerstreet]

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

[muyintedezante]

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[femaleshits]

[labias]

[tsunderetonic]

[captumbleweed-deactivated202505]

Isn’t this the pancake boy?

[tsunderetonic]

No.

[thewickedavatar]

it is absolutely the pancake boy

[tsunderetonic]

proofs?

[thewickedavatar]

BEHOLD!!!!!!

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

[jacobtheloofah]

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

[fivehead]

[drowning-in-drunk-sincerity]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[bob-belcher]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[onlytwitterpics]

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[princesconsuela]

[nintendowii2011]