Skylar

[10memes]

[maneth985]

awwwwww♥

[lovelylovelyartist]

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[weloveshortvideos]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?”

Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!”

Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”

[transheadcrab]

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[feel-better-cyr]

soft & squishy, sharp & pointy

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

[ogress]

this is life with a cat

[skyssue24]

Dead #kids #lol #editranked

[justbadpuns]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

[silosenovengo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder exactly how famous you have to be to have your murder bumped up to an “assassination.”

[cuntamination]

[theweirdofilipino-deactivated20]

me studying:

writes down 3 words

checks twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat and vine

changes song

gets snacks

sneezes

contemplates life

loses place in notes

falls asleep

[larstheyeti]

You’ll eat the whole thing and learn your lesson

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you clean out a vaccum cleaner you become a vaccum cleaner.

[skyssue24]

me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like