aggressive negotiations

jade, she/her, star wars enthusiast, just shitposts and shit

[dontbelasagnax]

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

[barissoffee]

BB-8 says that you saved him. No, no. It wasn’t just me.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 5 year anniversary - released December 17, 2015.

[theforcegifs]

OBI-WAN KENOBI & ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[ozvezdja]

this is a cursed train of thought im only putting out here because im feeling super wired but hear me out. in rots novelisation there's a bit where anakin returns to coruscant at the beginning, finds out padme isnt there with the other senators but instead sent threepio who tells him she has a meeting and anakin and gets so mad he contemplates murder (he has the temper of a rhino and the stability of a man who has. yk. been to war) for a few moments until threepio makes it blatantly clear the whole thing is an innuendo. he awkwardly explains padme cleared up the whole evening and night for sex which makes anakin switch from "itd be so fun to kill everyone right now" to giggly schoolgirl. anyway not the point, the point is that they probably bang like cats in heat for that whole reunion and it is in fact implied by the novelisation that thats what they do, i am not pulling this out of my depraved mind. but then anakin wakes up in padmes bed blighted by unsexy Prophetic Visions and its downhill from there on out, as far as novelisation goes, he stops eating and sleeping and eventually ends limbless in a volcano, the classic step by step of stress induced mental breakdown, we've all been there. but from that point on, he's palpatine's 7 feet tall metal evil science fair project who is incapable of eating solids and probably anything at all since his entire throat area would have been severely damaged. so like. with this in mind. i propose that its not that unlikely that his last meal would have been. yk. his wife

[ozvezdja]

you dont understand, this literally did more damage to my neurons than getting high on mystery chemicals ever could. i see a gifset of darth vader dad-posing or looking intimidating and something inside points and goes "pussy breath". at darth vader. DARTH VADER. it is incurable, terminal and overall a horrible condition to have

[ozvezdja]

i might be called an apologist and marched to the front lines for this but i genuinely do not understand what benefit obi-wan and yoda saw from not just. teaming up on palpatine in rots. like yes anakin needed to be dealt with but 1) priorities?? like both of them are fully aware anakin didnt plan shit. he killed a ton of ppl, sure, in fact he deserves a medal for amount of heinous crimes committed in one night but id say the toddler hating crazed axe murderer is still less imminently dangerous to the prosperity of the galaxy than a dictator capable of successfully pulling a coup like that from under their noses and 2) like what was the logic? they had better chances together. "one or both of them could have died" true! but one or both of them could have also died FACING OFF AGAINST THE SAME OPPONENTS ALONE!! and yoda ran away when he was losing anyway, whats preventing him from doing that in a 2 on 1 fight?? like am i crazy??? the odds seem so much better taking them on one at a time. and sure theres a risk of anakin coming back to help out his ol pal since they didnt know he'd fucked off to mustafar at that point yet but its not like sith are known for teamwork. like i cannot work out a single argument abt why they couldnt have ganged up on palpatine (elder abuse!) and then ganged up on baby vader after (intern abuse???)

[knightsf]

[drowning-moonlight]

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

[drowning-moonlight]

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

[steampunk-sorcerer]

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

[disaster-lineage]

@pscentral event 07: space

COME SEE SPACE TODAY!

[mcgregor]

the main trio + their home planets 🪐

[gffa]

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO NOTICE THAT OBI-WAN JUST STRAIGHT UP SMACKED ANAKIN ACROSS THE FACE LOOK AT IT IN SLOW MOTION:

LIKE WE ALL DIDN’T WANT TO DO THE EXACT SAME THING TO ANAKIN ON MUSTAFAR “I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, AND JUSTICE TO MY NEW EMPIRE–” “YOUR NEW EMPIRE? ANAKIN SKYWALKER, YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT THIS SECOND, YOUNG MAN, OR I WILL BITCH SMACK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY.” AND THEN ANAKIN DIDN’T LISTEN AND OBI-WAN HAD TO INDEED SMACK A BITCH. THE BRIEF SECOND OF :O ON ANAKIN’S FACE RIGHT BEFORE OBI-WAN SMACKS HIM IS ALSO SO FUNNY OH MY GOD

[ilummoss]

And we all know where he gets it from 😂

LIKE MASTER, LIKE APPRENTICE!

[gffa]

😂  😂  😂

[someonesspring]

live action ahsoka series but it’s just these two being annoying in the background

[mlmanakin]

ahsoka, obi-wan, and padmé + believing in anakin until the end

[madhyanas]

what gets me about obi-wan telling leia that he wishes he could say he’s real father is that it’s not mainly out of any strictly fatherly emotion (although he does feel responsibility), it’s more that he wishes he could take the burden of her biological parentage away from her. he wishes leia didn’t have to be anakin’s daughter because he doesn’t wish the pain of being anakin’s family onto anyone, least of all a child

[noahkhn]

OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) ⪢ ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) —  was your friend a jedi, too? no, she was a leader.

[lesbianrey]

[c3po]

i hope this isn't a weird question but what's a cepo? as in your url

can i come live under a rock with u

[deathstars]

THE PLAGUES from The Prince of Egypt

[nowadayz]

STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH 2005 | dir. George Lucas