witchdagger

sid | she/her

[nyasm]

[ozempicofficial]

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[skygenders]

I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

[probuccalfat]

people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it’s like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed

[leinore]

May have been your experience but i only make the right choice and will never die

[probuccalfat]

that’s exactly what it’s like to be 20-22

[sandmandaddy69]

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[reallifedakimakura]

[theconcealedweapon]

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]

[elesketchii]

mrs sadie adler, widow

[soothedcerberus]

This one goes out to that $300 shiny bubble mew card i'll never have

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[theehorsepusssy]