I LIKE LARRY

[scampthecorgi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)

[official-sciencesideoftumbler]

“Tell me to go home”

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[stingyisourlordandsavior]

Yesterday -The Beatles (1965)

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[3lixar]

when ure on the character select screen of a fighting game and u and ur friend pick the same character

[youaremyillusionsoflove]

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

by the end of 2016 “social media” will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale

[vieux-soleil]

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend

[squhde-deactivated20220711]

[frogfamiliar]

*blows a kiss to the swimming pool* for barb

[slackenthusiast]

analytical person with taste: this show is bad and boring

me, who had the lowest standards ever and is entertained by everything: idk man i liked it :^)

[sixpenceee]

[soulmeme]

[volcainist]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

[onlytwitterpics]