Slade? I am Wade Incognito...

You better not be wasting my time with this trash-tier meme.

[marsapartment]

arthur to slade:

[marsapartment]

[deadmemepool]

@slade-memeson

[slade-memeson]

Lingual assassination is the next level.

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[john-constanmeme]

Something like this? @slade-memeson

[slade-memeson]

*think emoji* That’s pretty good.

Kryptonite, dead or alive: $1 million... but we know who’d hire me for that @lexmemeluthor

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[john-constanmeme]

@slade-memeson

[slade-memeson]

"Hi guys, I've added a new tier to my Patreon: selecting the $100 tier now nets you a personalised message with the next hit. This level has all the previous tiers' rewards."

Being a hitman is not cheap.

[slade-memeson]

Blackout

*groans*

Ohh man, that was one helluva party. Dancestroke has a killer headache.

Also, what day is it???? Is this tiger fur all over me?

[slade-memeson]

Oh my god Slade Wilson I'm such a big fan I can't believe I'm talking to you I love Deadpool

Thank you, your support has helped me get to where I am today: greatest assassin ever

[meiffel-tower]

it’s been years since i’ve done something like this but what can I say, @thatsthat24‘s most recent vine brought out my inner 14-year-old

[memecatwoman]

@slade-memeson

[slade-memeson]

Teenagers, am I right?

They didn’t have to make being a villain so easy.

[slade-memeson]

d u s t s t r o k e

*Starduststroke*

[slade-memeson]

i keep mixing you up with the guy from the Inkheart books. dust stroke. ink strokes are prettier though.

Seems like a stretch to mistake a renowned assassin for some fire-eater.

[slade-memeson]

You could make a good Mayor of Gotham

Couldn’t hurt to take a stab at it...

[slade-memeson]

are you the Dancing Meme?

Only when I fall sick with Saturday Night Fever.

[moonlightduelist]

slade wilson has a fatal heart attack

[moonlightduelist]

deathstroke

[shaolinfantastiques-deactivated]

[slade-memeson]

*squints in Deathstroke* should have seen this coming

[slade-memeson]

Supervillain DDR tournament. Midnight sharp on New Year's. Don't be late.

Dancestroke was otherwise occupied with the hit show, Dancing with the Villains.

[slade-memeson]

ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU

Settle down there. Why are you so obsessed with boots? *hands on hips*

[theultimatefuckb0y-deactivated2]

Ive been laughing at this for days 😂

[podcasts-8-my-heart]

@slade-memeson ?

[slade-memeson]

Funny story, good ol' Slade had to infiltrate a smuggling ring run by hip-hop dancers.

Call me...Dancestroke.

[slade-memeson]

Let's get down to business

To defeat, the Titans~

[slade-memeson]

*hands wrapped up scarf.* there. I mastered it.

Excellent work. Thank you.

[slade-memeson]

I got you something but you can't open it till Christmas -Martin Cobblepot *enclosed with the note is a very neatly wrapped item shaped like a sword*

Oh boy, I hope it's a new bicycle!