Whatever

[slaiyden]

Hiiiiii welcome to my new yard (rpf) blog. whateverrrrr. it’s not even like that good of a podcast. or anything.

I’m an adult and I may hornypost; I follow/like from @dontsaythatillcry (if you’re yardblr at all you’ve likely already been seeing me in ur notes recently lmao)

they/he pronouns; weird aroace pervert

[ludlose]

okay i literally had to trim this down so it wasn't over the tumblr video length limit but . putting the 10 minute segment on prostate orgasms and the prospect of aiden giving ludwig a prostate orgasm here entirely for my own viewing convenience. i hate the yard podcast i hate the yard podcast i hate the yard podcast

[morethanarack]

saw this post on a different platform and thought i’d share

[ludaidenisms]

homoerotic karaoke in australia with the boys ✌

[slaiyden]

@it-is-what-it-is-what-it-is your tags are making me insane crazy

[ludlose]

i stay straight, i stay bad, i keep my finger on the trigger i'm so bad, my hoes bad, if i get drunk, might have to ring her she pick up, then we fuck, i get so gay off that tequila i need some dick for tuesday, let me go put out some feelers

ludwig crank by slayyyter edit. unrelatedly they're taking me out back and shooting me in the head tomorrow

[wifegideonnav]

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

[cootscraft]

also have we. talked about this. either recently or enough

[4shotsin]

"have you found yourself sexually attracted to ludwig or any man at any point in your life" so nick gets to ask this question but he doesn't have to answer it himself?

[4shotsin]

slime likes making gay jokes because he thinks they’re a peak form of humor and that’s his highest value. nick, aiden and ludwig like making gay jokes because they’re gay

[4shotsin]

as someone who does not identify as a man, i think it’s underrated how much non-men also like mlm because it means the two men will date each other and leave us alone

[ludwigfootfan]

just do porn

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[cootscraft]

while we're at it. i found this while looking for that other clip

[ludlose]

love wins my beautiful bisexual boy

[4shotsin]

does anyone else remember when nick said his dnd character changed into a girl and then he started relentlessly flirting with aiden

[ludlose]

sometimes I think about how Nick and Aiden are canonically very sexually compatible and that canonically Aiden leans dom and Nick leans sub. like that’s not assumptions or anything they’ve straight up said that. sometimes I also think about how Aiden has experience with guys and none of the rest of them do and how that would play into all their dynamics. And also sometimes I think about the fact that Nick has trained himself out of having a gag reflex.

that last sentence was like a punch in the gut oh my god. YEAH <3 YES <3 need aiden facefucking nick and telling him he’s soooo good for himWHO SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[ludlose]

nicklud is like peak bros making out and being bros ludaiden is like youtube brokeback mountain ludslime is like some other shit they haven’t got a name for yet

[slaiyden]

& also aidenslime is like the 2 meanest gay guys you’ve ever met in your life nickslime is like Well if the other guys are doing it we might as well……………. and naiden is so compatible that nothing can ever happen because it’d be too good and they’d get addicted