almost burned down the restaurant.

hello idiots and slaves! your favorite ventriloquist dummy back again and from the dead! lost my job from the show so I have to work at this God forbidden restaurant, I'm inspired by nobody, only myself because I'm the best! Be sure to stop by and order something, and probably become my slave! I'm starting to run out of them. Profile picture by my second art slave @Ravenispossessed

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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100%

[wetpsy-deactivated20150407]

200%

[decodethefallenmoon]

Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.” 

[fall-out-trans-child]

Why the fuck does this not have more notes wtf.

[the-shipping-machine]

I support you.

[straykidshizzle-deactivated2019]

Of course!!

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[naruwhoa]

🙏🏽✊🏽🤟🏽

[the-worm-man]

not even a question. Support EVERYONE, no matter race, sexuality, religion, etc.

[smartest-of-them-all]

If you can’t reblog this please unfollow me

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💜💜💜

[small-sized-dumbass]

♥💙💚💛💜❤

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zackisontumblr]

1.7 million notes and…

[krisloveslife]

Doot…?

[pastlizard]

IWANNADOOTDOOT XP

[snowycj-deactivated20200619]

?

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

psst.. in order to get more.. turn on anon asks.. 

[justawriterinprogress-deactivat]

Hmmmmmm

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

I don’t have anon on but I’ll try anyway

[the-worm-man]

I present the worst fighting game in history 

[the-worm-man]

The story is there’s a king who’s sad so he got the funniest fighters from across the globe Think of warioware meets street fighters

[the-worm-man]

Good news everyone you can make your own KO Fight oc right here just come up with some terrible fighter ideas and frickin throw em at the world

[the-bone-thief]

[slappyatburgerking-blog]

*repeatedly smashing the go back button*

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[fairywithajetblackheart]

Can’t risk it

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

I cannot b r e a t h e

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“No way I’m going to wear silver tights in the park!”

— R.L. Stine, How I Learned to Fly (Goosebumps), p. 104

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[transgendersimulator]

you guys should have “cancelled” james charles yeeeaaaaarrrsssss ago don’t think i don’t see through this shit. y’all only care now that it’s about a gay dude preying on straight guys.

and yes i hate that as well and he’s a fucking creep for it but like… where was this energy when he was racist? when he implied that trans men aren’t real men?? when he basically encouraged people to harass someone for breaking his palette???

y’all are transparent as FUCK

[transgendersimulator]

hey all the likes r great but reblog this maybe?

[southernsideofme]

[probablyacerpgideas]

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

[carmellaspiritr-blog]

For this Halloween I decided to make a Slappy plush. Yep!

[cungadero]

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

[cungadero]

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[mosleepclub]

ask me ANYTHING on anon and i will answer with complete honesty

[shitpostswamp]

[picsthatmakeyougohrrm]

hrrm

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

[chimerical-twilight]

C. Deserve love and respect

[beanskelly]

This should have more than 19,000 notes, y’all

[screamingatsquirrels]

D. Are valid and beautiful even if they don’t “pass”

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E: Deserve to be called by she/her pronouns

[the-bone-thief]

F: need knives

[slut-solutions]

G: Can dress however they want and still identify as Trans 😉

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H: should not be treated as a fetish or a “trap”

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

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