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jaubaius

Vampire and werewolf dating

runcibility

OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!

This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

cottoncandyinsides

Sharing the credited version!

inficetegodwottery

phuntasm

biochemmonkey

Re-reblogging this cause it now has a source and more comics

verylittlebird

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

tiredtitty

wellthatsjustgreat

damnitrj

This is fascinating but also terrifying.

humorstar

So innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🍌

rodrickheffeley

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

rodrickheffeley

if this is not funny, then why am i on the floor?! anyway i can't wait for the batman (2021) press tour.

melanin-enhanced-deactivated202

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

thelifeofbunches-deactivated201

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

melanin-enhanced-deactivated202

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

goddessevrth-deactivated2023072

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

packtheammo-deactivated20170223

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

thetennesseehoneyy

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

melanin-enhanced-deactivated202

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

tiffanyaliyah

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

alexundefined

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

torreyashanti

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

uninhibitedsoul

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

the-haitian-queen-deactivated20

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

jeniphyer

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit

sosodebb-deactivated20190324

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

neverxxenough

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

dubblah

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

xxxsexxx

moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

stayathomedaddy4u

Some lessons for the ignorant…

BOOST because knowledge is power.

pornaddiction13

Great information to know.

emotionalempowerer-blog

stimman3000

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

modernwolfman-deactivated201811

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

gallusrostromegalus

…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

eyesoftirnoch

…hell yes.

toytowns

CSI: Willy Wonka

dinkywinks

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

surprisebitch

she’s so baked

slaptheprincess

This is my favorite thing I have seen in so long

iraffiruse

Gotta work on that spacing

qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

formerprincewille

ALDKAKSKAK

just-shower-thoughts

Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people that speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog.

armorabs

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife