The Ripping Prince

"Welcome, commoners~! I'm assuming you're here to die like a peasant. Don't bother me, a prince is busy after all. Ushishishi~!" Independent Belphegor RPing Blog Both ages are done: TYB and TYL though TYB is preferred. Relationship Status: Forever Alone. M!A: None Will roleplay with anyone~!

[interstellarspeedster]

In honor of Munday, the Muse will now tell everyone the answers to any questions they feel like asking about the Mun. In their own words. Whether the Mun likes it or not.

[slashingprince]

“

Don’t worry sis you love me~

[manofsteak-blog]

Whispers, “Pansy."

[slashingprince]

Coughs " C---" Nevermind than than.

[slashingprince]

Yes but he’s not saying anything.

[googlechromedokuro-deactivated2]

Just not dealing with your shit today Bel.

[manofsteak-blog]

Too fucking fly for this shit, literally.

[slashingprince]

" Don't worry sis you love me~

[manofsteak-blog]

  Bel realizes that Xanxus can fly, yes?

[slashingprince]

Yes but he's not saying anything.

[manofsteak-blog]

That’s right, you little shit. Run, run, before the insane wrathful man catches you. Better not see your bitch ass around or you gonna get cut. I mean, shot.

[slashingprince]

And with this Bel escapes back to the rafters.

[manofsteak-blog]

Gets ready to beat the shit out of Bel.

[slashingprince]

Dear me he prepares to run and hide i he has to.

[googlechromedokuro-deactivated2]

Oh, boring. She knew that. Of course she did. But nevertheless she pouts instinctively. 

"I knooooww. There’s just not much to do and I don’t trifle in other people’s business."

[manofsteak-blog]

Raises an eyebrow because she’s actually pouting. Damn, didn’t expect that from the lovely wife but it isn’t exactly unwanted either.

"Good—there’s no need to fucking interfere in someone else’s business. It’s all shit in the end. So, need me to give you somethin’ to do or what?"

[slashingprince]

Wonders if they're finally gunna bang.

[slashingprince]

"Oh I’m an assassin, but its still possible for me to catch whatever it is the moron has."

"Besides a prince can’t be expected to sped time with the ill now can he?"

[manofsteak-blog]

"You royal blood not good enough to protect you from something as stupid as germs, Bel?" Cue amused tone because wow, dumb. Strong immune systems for the win.

"You think I give a shit about what you do as a prince, scum? Hell, you do noting prince like at all." Honestly, he doesn’t care about Bel’s well being, oops. “Whatever. You’re still expected to be here when I come in."

[slashingprince]

Shrugs because oh well. " If one isn't exposed growing up they aren't as immune as others." Say, the boy who grew up on the streets.

"I do plenty of princely things~ I rule over the commoners who serve me, I grant my inelegance to lower beings, hell I even give to charity now and than."

[slashingprince]

"Oh~ Around~ Perhaps I should ask you the same thing boss~? Shishi" Same

[manofsteak-blog]

"Yeah? Heard you were hiding like some little pansy from fucking germs? You an assassin or not, scum?" He’s disappointed. Very disappointed.

"—went on a mission." Mumbles his answer because he hasn’t really gone on actual missions or anything. He’s just been locked up.

Well, isn’t that cute?

[slashingprince]

"Oh I'm an assassin, but its still possible for me to catch whatever it is the moron has."

"Besides a prince can't be expected to sped time with the ill now can he?"

[manofsteak-blog]

slashingprince started following you

Just the person that he was looking for! “Oi, scum. Where the fuck have you been?" That’s his way of saying he’s missed you.

[slashingprince]

"Oh~ Around~ Perhaps I should ask you the same thing boss~? Shishi" Same

[casey-jane-lewis]

“Proof” updated version.

[emptytrolls]

STOP IT I’M FREAKING OUT

[sansastartk]

I am both scared and excited

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

LET’S NOT FORGET THE FUCKING DALEK EYESTALK THAT WASHED UP IN FLORIDA

[gemrys]

Or the Utah Cave Painting resembling the TARDIS~

[amodernhobbit]

let me repost this again

[pink-hydrangea]

Not to mention the fact Mars is full of water.

[judgehangman-deactivated2018020]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gallifrey

Remember those things the Master had? So:

Crack in time?

[sleepybarista]

HE LIVES.

[kinglucifer]

So now I’m just gonna sit down and wait.

[thetimetravelinghuntress]

i just nearly fell down the stairs running to tell my dad that the doctor is real and that the internet has proof… 

[gerchak]

let’s not forget about this painting that has been made in 1959.It looks like Amy and Rory who actually lived somewhere around that time

[umshoe]

This is my favorite post ever

[greppelheks]

Everytime I see this post again, it has been updated with lots more information that seriously make me if all is real.

[princessofnerds]

It is real.

[deanwinchesterthepiesexual]

Possible Reasons Why I Haven’t Replied To Our Thread Yet

I’m a lazy motherfucker

My muse is lost

Your reply was too good and I have no fucking idea what to do

Tumblr’s being a douche and I didn’t see you replied

NOT Reasons Why I Haven’t Replied

I hate you

I’m ignoring you on purpose

[ghostofkat]

Visit Original Link

[sonoflove222]

Just listen.

oh shit.

Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

[thederpyhipster]

reblogging because of reasons

[emilyjanepitchiner-deactivated2]

[slashingprince]

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE

HER NAME IS TAMA AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD AND SHE IS AN EXECUTIVE OF A RAILROAD STATION 

AND LOOK AT HER

the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well

[dopey-trollzors-deactivated2013]

Let's Play Fuck, Marry, Cuddle, Kill (give me four names)

[slashingprince]

Eeveelution M!A List

Eevee: Muse becomes a child for however long the anon determines.

Jolteon: Bzzt! Muse finds themselves becoming quite shocking! Everything they touch gets shocked by their very own static and thunder.

Flareon: Fire now dwells in the Muse and is bursting to be free. Muse must continuously release the fire (through hands or mouth), or they heat up themselves and self-combust.

Vaporeon: Muse can now breathe underwater and turn invisible in its depths.

Espeon: Muse is now telekinetic, empathic, and telepathic.

Umbreon: Muse has become nocturnal and cannot enter the light.

Glaceon: Muse has completely shifted for icy temperatures. They cannot withstand heat, their skin freezes to the bone, and whatever they touch turns into ice.

Leafeon: Wherever Muse walks, flowers and plants grow from their footsteps.

Sylveon: Muse's beauty magnifies threefold. Anyone that comes across Muse is won over by their adorable charms.

[slashingprince]

- M!As -

Shameless: Muse must define what they find sexually appealing about others they normally wouldn't say anything about in detail - for a day

Aimless: Muse is drunk/disoriented/easily confused for - Anon decides

Tameless: Muse is wild and uncontrollably aggressive towards certain/all objects or beings for - Anon decides

Painless: Muse can feel no pain - for a day

Blameless: Muse takes no responcibility for anything they do and are prone to cause trouble - for a day

Nameless: Muse has forgotten their own name, and all who speak to them have forgotten the Muse's name as well for - Anon decides

Gameless: Muse is easily frightened and discouraged about everything and everyone for - Anon decides

Lameness: Muse's choice bodyparts are numbed and unable to be used - for a day

Identicalness: Muse becomes doppleganger of (Anon decides) - for a week.

Fearless: Muse is no longer scared of things they'd normally be terrified of - for three days

Darkness: Muse is afraid of the dark for - Anon decides

Kindness: Muse is friendly, kindhearted, affectionate, and giving to others for - Anon decides.

Wordless: Muse is a mute and must use gestures to communicate - for three days

Madness: Muse has an obsession with collecting objects or person(s) of a certain color or size - for three days