In The Darkness We Dream

Reader, Writer, Cosplayer, Procrastinator Trash Heap, and part-time Wizard. Call me Gabriel.

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[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[pressure-applied]

[ollies-outies]

[pukicho]

[kaijuno]

We live in the cursed timeline

[professorsparklepants]

No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for stealing his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.

[jayrockin]

I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.

[starwarsfangirl]

[hedgehog-moss]

I admire English speakers’ resolute commitment to coining specific vocabulary for every aspect of a cat’s being. Toe beans. Cat loaf. Primordial pouch. Mlem, not to be confused with blep. I remember that list of French words that English “lacks” like retrouvailles or apprivoiser or esprit de l’escalier but do we have blep? We’re centuries behind. We don’t even have the word fluffy.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

i have also heard a vet call ‘primordial pouch’ the floob.

[slaughterhouse-promenade]

Me: Mr Trump-kun, I would do anything for you to stay the president

Trump: Anything?

Me: Anything

Trump: Then storm the capital

[omghotmemes]

*Click*

[morbidmanatee]

It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad

[galiifreyrose]

[heather-cat]

obama was the homestuck president but whoever wins tonight is the destiel president

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[mylordshesacactus]

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

[mylordshesacactus]

vöts?

[mylordshesacactus]

ballits

[eighthdoctor]

üpdæts?

[americachavez]

truly tonight the spirit of 2012 has gripped me tight and raised me from

[americachavez]

[prisonhannibal]

[egberts]

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the secret fifth season of Sherlock was real and came out tomorrow

[foxyclock]

This is how johnlock can still become canon

[demonic-mnemonic]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[merrrrrrrrry]

These articles are from 7 hours ago

[egberts]

THIS WAS A JOKE

[citrusorgans]

dunking on supernatural like this is the only thing to bring this site together in 6 years