Spiritually a hoe

Not physically tho. Not yet 💀 header image by @m3r0j on instagram!

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Why am I crying so much, is this normal?? Credit: @ jaredpacalecki on Instagram

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These long haired men fucking own my ass

Credit: @ goldwallflower on Instagram

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This really made me cry. Sam is a hero, but he's really underrated. This is a beautiful edit Credit: purpletiger on YouTube

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This killed me. Damn

[protectingstucky]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[slav-slut]

If you can say that cats are evil after this?? Then please leave. And perish.

[thoriffic]

this has probably been done before

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This is too accurate, omg

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Credit: liliipadaleckii on Instagram

[fanonical]

ron: there was one time when we were children, they... they had my teddy bear, and they knew that i loved my teddy bear. so i went to pick up the teddy bear to admire it, and they transformed it into a spider and they were like, "BLEH, a spider!" and then i wet my pants. i was five at the time.

[slav-slut]

I found another masterpiece!!! Credit: https://www.instagram.com/xjenillax/

[idrils]

dear clothing manufacturers:

make sleeves go all the way to the wrist

stop putting shelf bras in everything

make jeans for short people with big butts

make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer

stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway

fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?

put pockets on everything i am serious

charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts

end ‘one size fits all’ forever

size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS

basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time

[slav-slut]

PLEASE PUT POCKETS ON EVERYTHING AND MAKE WOMEN'S SIZES NORMAL

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[kiriamaya]

are we really going to just leave out ending a question with “or” to sarcastically express annoyance with someone doing/not doing something, or

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

Also clapping emojis when quoting/saying something important like

THIS *clap* POST *clap* IS *clap* FUCKING *clap* ACCURATE

[wet-paiint]

what abuot typign li ke thsi

[whycantidance-blog]

oR tYpInG lIkE tHiS iN SaRcAsM

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or just never using capital letters to seem chill because THIS MAKES YOU SEEM ANGRY

[actualteenadultteen]

On the left, actual teen Sebastian Stan.

On the right, 23-year-old Sebastian Stan as 18-year-old Chase in The Covenant.

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Puberty slapped him so hard... There's hope for all of us.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[avengingbefore7]

Bucky: We both look great tonight

Sam: you know, if you’d just said that I look great I would have said “so do you”

Bucky: I couldn’t take the risk 

[sapphic--moon]

it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

[slav-slut]

Yeah, pretty much