congratulations

certified cool dude

[communiste-deactivated20170828]

[sacred-portal]

[regularlesbian]

boulder

[blackpyrefly]

Strong motherfucker and Powerful

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

[e-chime-deactivated20171005]

[997]

ive never felt this uncomfortable before

[f4lseteeth]

i found a video of my funeral

[lesbianhaircut]

1) you can see the body

2) there’s like 6 cops there

3) audible sobbing in the background

[melowtune]

masterpost

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[clayjokes]

beware the ides of march, thot

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

wuss poppin, 🅱RUTUS

[lezzginka]

the significance of trump’s recent statement on the wave of bomb threats targeting jewish community centers (that they may be a false-flag and are possibly coming from inside our own communities) is not lost on most jews but i’d like to reiterate for non-jews who may not know why this isn’t just a stupid or clueless explanation to avoid accountability.

this is something white supremacists and neo-nazis say. it mirrors almost perfectly the lie they’ve been disseminating for centuries: jews are the orchestrators of our own oppression; antisemitism is a jewish scheme. (take this cartoon from stormfr*nt for example). this is the type of rhetoric holocaust denial is built on.

do not let this slide. this isn’t the fist time trump has parroted antisemitic conspiracy theories in ways that are just vague enough to seem harmless but are still recognizable to fascists. 

[topgunhat-deactivated20191021]

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[namek-deactivated20190919]

[humanpastiche]

by rickdarge

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i sleepily rubbed my eyes for a second and the dancing man was gone and right when i went to scroll down he ran back into frame. i’m gonna die

[kweendestiny]