Shaun Swain

Hey I'm Shaun, here's a poetry dump.

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[ethernalium]

Exdeath, Exdeath unarmored and Neo Exdeath by Yoshitaka Amano

[simplefanatic]

Sleepovr

[plastiboo]

[cloudedknight]

@snapscube Oh... Oh my god. Thank you??? I guess???!???

[latehypocrite]

awesome advice

[zeroartsblog]

You are my way of life

Insp by Leyendecker

[cassinoova]

me when i have to kill my dirk because i'm bored

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[snapscube]

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

[snapscube]

this is another one of those posts that gets tags like “i know this is a joke but…” and i understand why but i have to once again stress i have never been more serious

[vokoy]

In another universe maybe we...

[zsnes]

scientist (studying an atom): hey thats jade harleys symbol, from homestuck

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[nocontextlestat-deactivated2025]

louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[lessmouse]

task complete - sing karaoke