[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[loth-caatgirl]

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[herbaklava]

SEX MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE DIAMOND GRILLS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES SWAGGER I BLEED I WANT SEX MONEY BITCHES AND THE STICKIEST WEEEED

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[largishcat]

[stantler]

[achillesinhighheels]

[rpfisfine]

Let’s evolve

[crazysodomite]

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[9929111-deactivated20150518]

[africanaquarian]

I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...

[astraltrickster]

To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.

For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.

Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.

Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.

[fernwah-funzone]

i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop

IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS

https://invidious.io/

it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[snuv]

happy stupid fucking slut sunday