SleekTurkey

Greetings. Here you will find a compendium of all things awesome. Mostly reblogs, but some original works. Interests are unconventional humor, memes, anime, cats, metal, being smarter than you, hating everything you love just because, sexiness of all kinds, and whatever the hell I feel like posting.

[buttpoems]

[eatmorebikes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[the-indoor-kites]

[tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150]

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

[stalinistgothic]

lift that man off the ground

[threshcadet-deactivated20170714]

[ornistheavianfiend]

[the-ryan-oceros]

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[a-shooting-starmie]

[madeleineengland]

*gnamm gnamm

[inkededucatednnerdy]

Look it's @nuggsmum

[nuggsmum]

If the grapes have been shined with a paper towel, yes. It’s me.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

And that was Henry Cavill hand it's definitely @nuggsmum

[nuggsmum]

Yes please

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

I've recently seen a tiktok that said 100% of problems in the world would be solved if everyone was given a little red panda that you'd feed with grapes. Crime rates down by 100%, happiness up by 100%. And that guy who said that is right. 🥺🥺

[catierambles]

My goal in life is to hug a red panda. Will it ever happen? Probably not, but it's nice to have dreams.

[malicedesire]

[tikihoneybee]

Gold seekers

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[unclefather]

[nardacci-does-art]

Lil drawings of ghosts based on some synonyms for ‘ghost’ & what vibes I get from each one.

[bosmerbutt]

[carnationinstantbutch]

*X-files theme*

[hotvampireadjacent]

*x files theme but played on a lute*

[samsketchbook]

The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

LIE STILL (x13) ”

[dankmemeuniversity]