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This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be
every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.
i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy
if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!
This kind of stuff (the superfluous second permit) usually happens because somebody ages ago had a beef with another vendor, but they knew somebody powerful at city hall. So they pulled some strings and WHAM. All of a sudden, their arch nemesis ice cream vendor is out of business. It's a form a grift.
Mamdani is fixing it.
this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
IN A ROW?
oh my god the lipsync on this is so good
luckbethelady
side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands
i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face
Gale is the best familiar
glad he didn't overreact
Happy Gwensday! [12/52] Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by
Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures
i’m sincerely always saying this
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.