yikeroni and cheese

i like dogs and happy colors

[stylesrecord]

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[feetdavidson]

my spidersona is from a universe where everyone except for him has cool spider powers

[feetdavidson]

his name is spiderman’t

[dumdolly]

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[baklavagyna]

tax fraud is the official sport of new jersey

[janedoherty666]

[hyrude]

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[mielparaoshun]

[dutchster]

if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[the-memedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ernestina00000-deactivated20220]

I’m just an almond milk girl in a cow milk world