Sad McDad

Shit man

[pirategf]

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

[ruhaniya]

[angelexile]

Do you role play?

sometimes i pretend i’m a fully functioning adult

[achillesinhighheels]

[grippysockgangg-deactivated2024]

Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship

[sandmandaddy69]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[cocteautwinsgirl]

i feel like i'm wasting my life away. anyways.

[femcassidy]

no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[permdaydreamer]

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[nessa007]

[doohans]

married otters<3

[rslashrats]

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

[tothechaos]

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested