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thoughts like these keep me up at night

#we love the 3am thoughts #its the time at night where i have all the braincells #shower is too weak #i thrive in the night #really just be sitting here barbaque sauce on my titties #it is almost 4am #but for now its the devils hour #hey demons its me ya boi #back at it again with my bullshit

penandinkprincess

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

lucrezianoin

one of the best edits i have ever seen by uhbucky on tiktok

EDIT: AND ON TUMBLR TOO

rainbow-femme

Someone online makes a comment about how Shane probably isn’t a very good boyfriend, saying his flat affect and resting neutral face in paparazzi pics and video must mean he’s detached and not affectionate compared to Ilya who is much more overtly affectionate

Ilya then has the rest of the Centaurs help him make a compilation of secretly filmed Shane moments showing how good a boyfriend he is

Ilya doing the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” thing and without missing a beat or asking any questions Shane just goes “Yeah”

Harris films himself asking Shane random Ilya questions and Shane always having an answer. “Hey what Ilya’s favorite milkshake flavor?” “Mint.” “I’m buying everyone fun socks, what’s Ilya’s favorite color?” “Blue, but only if it’s light, he doesn’t like dark blue.” “What’s Ilya’s favorite fruit?” “Pears.”

Troy waits for Shane to sit on the bench looking at his phone or tying his skates then says “Oh hey Ilya’s coming in” and catches multiple examples of Shane immediately scootching over to one side to make room for Ilya to sit next to him

Ilya puts his feet up on Shane’s lap silently and Shane starts lightly massaging them. Ilya lays his head on Shane’s shoulder and Shane starts quietly playing with his hair

They film Ilya handing Shane random things and asking him to hold them and Shane does without question. The internets favorite is the one where Ilya pulls a pineapple out of his bag and asks Shane to hold it and he agrees, getting his gear on one handed so he can keep holding the pineapple in the other

Hayden gets a video of Shane letting Ruby brush his hair and fill it with clips while he and Jade do Ilya’s nails, Ilya laying with a face mask and cucumbers over his eyes and his head on Shane’s lap

penandinkprincess

okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-

-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house

is SO goddamn funny

penandinkprincess

i am posting this with your tags @no-lovelorn-hazard because the words "you little zillow slut" took me OUT

asterraeceae

Prev’s tags (@penandinkprincess) are sending me. Like nah lads, you’re just seeing him in Peak Autism Special Interest Zone. He’s out here memorising housing stats for everywhere. He knows what’s up and he’s done so many home tours that he’ll be driving the rookies somewhere and will just be like: ‘and yeah, that house is good. Three bedrooms, one bathroom, single garage. Gas stove top. It currently has carpet but it was done in the eighties and it’s covering up real hardwood floors - don’t know why they’d do that - but anyway- it’s listed for X amount but I think with the plumbing issue in the laundry it’s worth about Y-‘

And the rookies are just like *star-eyes* this man is a god.

And Ilya is both absolutely laughing his ass off that they’re seeing him In The Zone and thinking he’s like this all the time, and his heart is just exploding with the amount of affection he feels for his adorable autistic husband.

academicblorbo

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

aavec

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com