I Read A Bit More Than Doctors Recommend

Sunny |23| she/they || lesbian ace| I am in way too many fandoms at this point to specify lol

[sleepingatsunset]

[darn-stupid-mutt-deactivated202]

[phantomrose96]

Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.

[flightstalling]

An explanation.

[jones-friend]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[feniczoroark]

;-;

[corillion]

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

[theclockworkjudas]

You bring French fries onto the beach. You angrily shoo away seagulls that predictably try to grab them. A HUGE shadow swoops over you.

[ramblin-tiger]

Ok, the last two are new additions to me, and I am LOVING it

[bramblepatch]

It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

[thepioden]

The cube is green because oh my god do you know how hard it is to draw a perfectly transparent cube? Especially in isolation, like in the monster manual? Even if you put debris in, it reads as "floating skull ft. helium sword." Awful. Absolutely wretched.

[bramblepatch]

I'm picturing it appearing in in-universe bestiaries with a little caption like *specimen dyed for visibility.

Dungeon naturalists sneaking up on a cube with a bucket of green dye so they can see it well enough to study it.

[thepioden]

Classifying your Slimes and Oozes by Gram staining them

[reddpenn]

In the last campaign I ran, one of the NPCs raised gelatinous cubes as a hobby. She selectively bred them for color saturation, and her latest cube was a rare green color morph worthy of being entered into exotic pet shows. She named it Billy-Blob.

[moonlit-typewriter]

Whoever cast Echidna as a PTA mom was so right for that

Mother of all monsters? Yeah, I’ll bet her kid is the absolute worst

and she knows it

It’s giving “how dare you accuse my child of such a thing. We do so much for this school and this is what we get?”

[guardianspirits13]

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

[phantom-arsonist-racoon]

years later, on the Argo II, Percy and Jason have a stand-off/argument for something. Annabeth, fed up with their shit, begins clapping.

Percy is the only one who sees it coming, and groans.

Annabeth claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

[l-thejester]

I saw a lot of people happy with the 4 pearls, I decided to give a tip to non-readers

[kittchuco]

New Coraline design drop

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[uwuspaceboy]

[idranktheeel]

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

[sleepingatsunset]

Trick or Treat!!! 🦇🐈‍⬛🕷

[animusrox]

31 Days of Horror Marathon 2023 ↪ Day 12: Friday the 13th (1980) dir. Sean S. Cunningham (rewatch)

[tinalbion]

Happy Friday the 13th 🧡

[motionless-friction]

Why is it that after like the millionth time I've watched Texas Chain Saw Massacre, I'm only just NOW realizing the bracelet Bubba is wearing, was Pam's bracelet? I feel really dumb for not realizing that until now. 🙄

[stuckinthedeadlights]

Sally Hardesty Icons for Day 3 of TCMtober

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[lizardlicks]

OKAY YEAH I REMEMBER THIS ONE Basically it came from a survey done by Bank of America.  Of only their customers.  Of only those customers that had a long term savings account with them.  And only surveyed 1500 of them.  And that, friends, is how statistics is used to lie!!

[pangurbean]

Always ask who ran the survey, the study, the poll, ask how many people were involved, and ask about the breakdown of the demographics.

[lovelivingmydreams]

As someone who had to study statistics, this is important to know. So important that it’s one of the first things they taught me. “You can prove anything with statistics.”

[byeflexual]

“You can prove anything with statistics.”

[xserpx]

[throathole]

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

[littlewickedthings]

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