I Require Sleep

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via paetonmathes)

[whimsy-cat]

Necklaces by RubyRobinBoutique.

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[lord-brixie]

This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman’s lips

[pvnksheeps-deactivated20190113]

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

[hill-creature-deactivated202103]

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

[kit-harington]

[whatbigotspost]

dogs-of-peace said: 

I am regularly disgusted by what I see in my Facebook feed.

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Ah yes. I had to listen to an “inspirational speaker” whose main message was “exercise and just stop taking pills!!!” a few weeks ago through a work event. Yay. Lovely. 

[mintykiwi]

fixed it

[albelrosatandiviklorne-deactiva]

Perfect

[kimmywithay]

fuck you I’m gonna eat a mountain too

[ahsadler]

self care is washing down your meds with an entire mountain then fistfighting god in a target parking lot

[mymodernmet]

[did-you-know]

mymodernmet:

Playful Pastry Chef Turns Ordinary Desserts Into Delightful Mini Scenes

[myunrealisticfiction]

Can I get the actual recipes tho????

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[c0ntemplations]

nothing says you’re in your early 20s like a good ole’ fashioned panic attack about your life choices and the fact that every move you make is extremely critical to what path you’re going to go down for the next 5 or 10 years but i mean it’s whatever

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[lauracarmillas]

televison meme: [2/20] female characters → Lexie Grey ↳ You can kiss my hardcore, diaper-wearing ass.

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → The Niffler ‘come and get me’

The Niffler sits on a trolley covered in money bags, which it greedily empties into its pouch. The Niffler stares at Newt defiantly as Newt watches through the security bars, aghast, a guard pushes the trolley away down a corridor.