Moments of clarity; rampaging insanity

I'm Ashley and I'm 24. If you're under 18, please navigate away from my perversions. None of this is mine unless stated. :] There are wonderful people who can make wonderful things in this world, I happen to reblog them.

[kingcheddarxvii]

So, tumblr’s 10 year old today. instead of doin the usual routine and jokin about what an apocalyptic sci-fi hellscape it is and roast its management, I just wanna say; I appreciate this weird old place. I’ve had some great times here. some bad times, and some legitimately surreal times too. But I can sincerely say I don’t think I’d be the same person or met as many wonderful people if I’d never signed up for this weird, weird, weird, absolute nightmare of a blogging site. I… love you tumblr, somehow, and if I can’t say it today then I never will. Thanks tumbl. Please fix your site

[wordsnquotes]

I wish that photographs were physical spaces, like tunnels; that you could crawl inside them and go back.

Lauren Oliver, Vanishing Girls (via wordsnquotes)

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

i need *bangs fist on table* intimacy

[tkkatherineblog]

[grainsimmonds]

[adeles]

I’m the girl who loves the sea.

[memorian]

Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!

[disneymoviesandfacts]

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

[itsxandy]

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

[anosci]

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[paradisiak]

Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

[ciarachimera]

Those are some nice toe beans.

[savagesisu]

[hypochondriacdreaming-deactivat]

wat is this magic

[finnglas]

in case you need cheering up today i want you to know that i just found out that baby puffins are called “pufflings”

[sleepingwiththefae]

A letter to my family

From the fat little girl you raised. Yes. I could have turned down seconds, but we constantly had to fight over food so if I didn't rush, I didn't get enough. You raised us children to believe that the adults came first and we came second. We fought over scraps sometimes. When you weren't doing this, you were telling the boys they were too skinny while telling me I was too fat. Too fat to run. To fat to do anything. Too fat to fit into the clothes the popular kids wore. There was always too much of me to go around. And when I wasn't being told this. I was too loud. Too smart for my own good. Trashy for playing with make up. A bully for fighting with the boys. Then I wasn't pretty enough. "You'd be prettier if you wore this" "you are prettier with your hair down" "I wish you would wear make up. Its so much prettier" When I told you I liked a boy, I was never his type because of how I looked and acted. When I told you I liked girls I was disgusting and disgraceful. I would find the right man some day. The man willing to take one for the team and date the fat girl. I've never been as overweight as you've always made me out to be. I'm not as ugly as you've always made me feel. And yet, here I am. Feeling fat, ugly, unworthy. Afraid of the rejection I just know will come because it always has. Not just from outside. But from you. The people meant to encourage me to be my best. Instead, you knocked me down to my worst. And now matter how much I try, your words just won't leave my brain. And for that, I hate you. But I still love you.

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[wolfra-x]

when you realize none of your friends are straight

[mgs3pe]

did i inspire this post

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[sapphoshoneybee-deactivated2020]

So I woke up to this exchange in the group chap and it honestly…. makes so much sense? @kingofsmalldeer

[sadgalari]