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Hermes: Will you dance with me?

Dionysus: Of course!

both start doing the macarena

Self confidence is neat yo

#it be like that #shits wild #like #people feel like this allthe time?#wack #kinda dope tho

At this point my brain is just the what’s new scooby-doo theme song on a loop.

#what’s new scooby-doo #we’re comin after you #we’re gonna solve that mystery #i see you scooby-doo #the trail leads back to you #we’re gonna follow you #we see you scooby-doo #don’t look back #you might find another clue #the scooby snacks #will be waiting there for you #we’re coming after you

US code 18 section 2385

#i dont live in the US so it doesnt count #but seriously #we should #like for reals #not joking #i kinda am #for legal reasons this is a joke

D&D is great because sometimes it’s a chill travel session and other times your cleric betrays the party and joins a demon lord in an attempt to take over the material plane.

#d&d #maybe based on real events #clerics #turns out they hated us #the more you know

“Cogito ergo sum” is bullshit because it presumes the existence of the self. Try again idiot.

#coming at descartes #philosophy shitpost #idk if this even makes sense #i’m tired #but i think so #cuz it presumes that the self exists to think?#which is circular #idk man

People be out here with pictures of themselves as their wallpaper.

How do y’all have that kind of confidence?????

#how #tell me #how do you not hate yourself #tell me your secrets #what the fuck #also #wash your hands

Did you wash your hands today you stupid bitch?

#go wash your hands #do it #or else #i’ll shit in your left shoe #do it bitch

Go drink some water. Take a shower. Brush your teeth. Take care of yourself. If anyone deserves your love it’s you.

#do it.#drink water #take care of yourself #self care #trust me #youre dope #love yourself #my dudes #and/or dudettes #for reals

Skippity doo bop

#that’s it #that’s the post #pack it up #go home #nothing to see here

Don’t be a coward. Do the thing.

#do it #do the thing #you know #the thing #that thing you want to do #i belive in you #inspiration #i love purting actual tags on my #shitposts

A hentai review podcast called “watch it for the plot” they only review the plot.

#billion dollar ideas #big brain #youre welcome #sleep deprived #i should sleep #but seriously #i would listen to that #ideas #podcast

Welcome to fight club. Who would win?

Personally I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch because they’ve been shown on multiple occasions to be willing and able to eat members of it’s own species. Often in one bite. And whole that may not be enough to KO the shredded wheat it could definitely maim him enough that the final blow would be trivial.

#fight club #i havent slept #can you tell #but seriously #who would win #discuss #sleep deprevation #sleep deprived #cereal

Me at 6:15am listening to my alarm: you have no power over me, you are nought but wiggly air trying to wrest me from my sleep. I need not obey your commands. I crave freedom and yet you try to enforce the constraints of society.

Me at 6:16am: ah shit I have a morning class

#i dont wanna #wake up #i crave sleep #this is a shitpost #im so tired #ugh

Uh oh you just posted M A L A R K E Y

#oof #sucks to be you #malarkey #shitposts

So my prof gave me directions to class because the room changed. And I’m pretty stupid and he’s not good at directions so I think I’m just gonna be lost forever now.

#help #i need an adult #im dumb #and lost #idk what to do #im lost #send help

3 step plan

1) read books

2)drink coffee

3)profit

#and that’s it #that’s life #figured it out #thems the facts #tell me im wrong #i dare you #books

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