Tweeeg

(they/them) woke creature... the header was made by chaosX on twitter

[sleepstrategy]

i should probably actually invest some time to make my blogs look good, i have the skill but i'm a lazy bastard....

[sleepstrategy]

here's my sideblogs

crow for mischief

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[cat-boots]

ourgh me jumpers dont fit

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[muckmagister]

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

[dont-stop-her-now]

[clara-the-cat]

I always reblog the printing titty

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

(x)

[ampersketch-art]

Did you know that— hold on I'm getting a call.

Hello?

[ampersketch-art]

What?

Who died?

[ampersketch-art]

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

[ampersketch-art]

...uh huh, uh huh...

[ampersketch-art]

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

[sleepstrategy]

the reblog button feels so small now what have they done to my baby

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[lornandleveled]

oh ok word

[the-muppet-joker]

Eatin a BIG bowl of spagi n meed bals. We persist, we create art, and we find joy where there is joy to be had. Im not even using a fork, im just eatin it with my hands, all messy and covered in sauce, smiling :)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

a rotund figure clutching a sweet treat

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

sweat treat

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[contintail]

fanart for @caelyne

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream