sad sad little man

beatrice she/they dorothea arnault lives in my head rent free

[clowncollegiate]

fallout season two ending this week is devastating to me personally actually. what am i supposed to do without my wife barbara howard or my wife lucy maclean or my wife maximus or my wife ghoulper howard or my wife no-

[clowncollegiate]

interview with the vampire is living in my head rent free i need to season 3 to come out stat

[clowncollegiate]

a speedpaint of my inquisitor virevas lavellan!! i was just trying to figure out recording in krita lol

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

[vetchtibbles]

james and the giant pronoun

[clowncollegiate]

this yourube video was so varric tethras coded to me so i had to redraw it

[moss-flesh]

i cant get over how wynne is only like 50 and everyone including warden is like “knit me a sweater grandma” to this middle aged woman and zevran is just “kind of a milf. reblog.”

[transvamp]

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

[cicadaland]

which laios is getting the best dick

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Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

[autism-georg]

[alltears]

dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. ASSORTED BUT MOSTLY SERA EDITION

[fleshadept]

one of my oldest memories is from when i was about five or six years old. my grandma was visiting that evening, so she was tucking me into bed. now, my parents raised us agnostic with a side of unitarian universalism, so i knew next to nothing about christianity, or that god fellow, or whatever. my grandparents never approved of this, convinced they were damning us kids to hell forever.

so when my grandma was tucking me in and she told me to repeat after her and say “i love you jesus,” i did.

but then she said: “there. and now you’ve let jesus into your heart.” and kissed me and left me to dream sweet child dreams probably of jesus saving my immortal soul or whatever.

except, i didn’t know who the fuck jesus was, and i did not understand metaphor. i certainly had not realized that by saying that, i had apparently invited a small man to take up residence in my heart. my child brain raced with panic: was he in there? what would he do? would i be able to feel him moving around? was he stuck forever now? that seemed mean to him, and felt like my grandma had played a trick on me.

so, sensibly, i decided my best bet to expel this tiny man who i had NOT wanted to move into my heart (aside from surgery, which i discounted as an option when i imagined asking my parents about it) was to do the reverse incantation: i fell asleep that night mumbling and mentally shouting I HATE YOU JESUS I HATE YOU JESUS I HATE YOU JESUS, hoping he would get the message and relocate somewhere that wanted him.

[louhinks]

horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel

+bonus

[wizzardhat]

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

[darkwoodthings]

Yep, that happens... Art by Bones https://twitter.com/twentyonepairs

[what-even-is-thiss]

If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

[dragongirlteeth]

Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[steakplissken]

Mass is on Sundays

[animentality]

[charbies]

I missed you