No Idea What I’m Doing Here

This is only shitposting thoughts that come to me. - 20, queer, they/them and he/him

[sleepybeeblog]

Spider Monkey,

A name I gave up when Ray was born

Happy to pass it on to her

In exchange for Peanut

Peanut, My little Bug

Names that were given to Charlie,

And names you stopped calling me

After I stopped coming to visit

What do you call the youngest 2?

Did you recycle the nicknames again?

Do they get to know the loving tone you used?

Or are you apathetic to them, like you are me?

Spider Monkey,

A name that still makes me smile,

Even when it's not directed at me,

Because I remember the days you carried me,

Safe in you arms,

and the only one you had a nickname for.

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the-universe-at-large

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[acefandom103]

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

[postmastered]

I-

what?

[mlmc4ctus]

i’m frightened

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Attempting to reblog

[hahaha-darn-it]

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

[the-resident-gay]

here goes nothing

[jugaux-deactivated20250123]

Hey what

[neuromustdie]

hi the fuck

[paradise-sys]

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[stantler-and-walrein]

GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

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[confuzz1ed]

wuh

[teavich]

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

[kits-extreme-autism]

WISH ME LUCK, IM REBLOGGING

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

It worked I reblogged it!

[jigglyjugjugs-deactivated202508]

my app just crashed and i didn’t even see this post

[m4chinething-deactivated2026012]

ye all have a skill issue nothing happened to me!!

[perilofthebells]

yippee ! pirate powers ! pirate flag emoji

[perfumed-letters]

Hehehe, no problems here!! :3

also, hehe pirate talk

[sleepybeeblog]

What in the actual fuck

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

okay so

be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can

know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make

call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)

to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else

stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long

have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle

let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history

ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-

be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)

go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step

use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that

just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

[captain--steve--rogers]

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[vivid-mercury]

I wonder why

[flightyquinn]

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

want an update?

ofc you do

but i'm too tired to write all of what happened down right now so instead try to imagine the most awkward situation you've ever been in.

now multiply the awkwardness by 100

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

first of all i'm just gonna show the difference in what i was wearing

an example of what i would wear as my friend's fake bf:

and as my boyfriend's actual bf:

when my bf and i showed up his dad did such a double take

sooo yeah my bf told his parents he's gay, they looked surprised but told him it was fine... then they shared a look of pure horror (seriously, it was like they had just found out they're in the matrix) and said

"and uh. why is...he here?"

i went and introduced myself like we had never met before and said i was their son's boyfriend

:3

i've never seen two people look more angry before but they weren't gonna say anything because they had other family members over

the family members who had never met me before and therefore knew nothing about the fake relationship thing started asking me what faith i am. i said i was raised protestant, though i'm not very religious now, but that's something i want to change. i had never mentioned anything about being a protestant before and i had said several times that my family was greek orthodox but gaslight gatekeep girlboss

aaaand then the awkwardness began. those were probably the most awkward minutes of my life (we didn't stay for long because i thought the dad was gonna hit me [he probably was. i saw him clenching his fists several times]) and i don't think anyone has ever looked at me with such murderous intent as my bf's parents

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

update two electric boogaloo ig

i have a girlfriend now🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[biglawbear]

OP you looped around and did actually start dating their daughter

Incredible 10/10

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

THIS!!

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don't have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You're never going to please the "but what about addiction" people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

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[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[beegowheee]

bread be upon ye

[stonerfae]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡

[halemerry]

The secret is - nearly every human in the show can work as a mirror for at least one of them if not frequently both of them in one way or another. Because they exist in all of humanity. They're the reason we left the garden and the reason we survived it. They're good and the bad and the gray space in between. This is explicitly why the faces in the intros are nearly all made from representation of Aziraphale and Crowley's faces. Because they helped shape humanity and have allowed themselves to be shaped by humanity in return.

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[sleepybeeblog]

It’s late and I initially interpreted this as the like, punishment type of stoned, and not the high kind

[343guiltyshark]

the world outside can be a cold and threatening place. take shelter for a moment.

can you guys take my uquiz

[sleepybeeblog]

I went on a journey of emotions and the result slapped me in the face

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[the-almighty-god]

Hi there god, I have a small question (whale in progress) about bees! I really love those little guys and I was wondering if you had fun facts about them? Please and thank you, sleepybee

I think the most fun fact about bees is that honeybees communicate by shaking their bodies and moving in figure-eights. It's called the waggle dance.

Finished that whale yet?

[sleepybeeblog]

His paint is drying as we speak! I love those little guys!!!!

[sleepybeeblog]

hello my fellow bee

Hiiii!!!!!

[anonymousfolk]

Radom

Every person who reblogs this

will get

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ask box

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

Gimme.

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

QUESTION

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

Gimme more idc that I've already reblogged this.

[the-turtle-fan]

Please

[sleepybeeblog]

Okay, damn Spotify, no need to put me on blast

[british-randyjade-reblogs]

Reblog and reply with One word, let’s try and make a sentence I’ll start:

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[sleepybeeblog]

Everyone welcome the newest member to The Hive…

Tristopher !!!! He’s a little mood lamp bee I got recently for my birthday, and he’s a little lad!!

Also featuring his ouchie because my aunt and I broke him immediately upon taking him out of the package and now he’s glued back together with a cute little bandaid.