Hello, salutations, greetings, etc. I'm Jasper, or Kuiper, or Shark, or Guilty, if ya nasty (but seriously, Jasper is fine). I'm 18, I like deer, I draw and animate and other such things. I'm not particularly active but occasionally I pop up here or on YouTube or something; when I post art, I usually put it over on my artblog @ kuiperdeer. I have a number of projects in the works and whatnot, which are mostly furry shit.
I'm queer in many senses of the word, a choral singer, an extremely mediocre pianist, a composer, an animator, a digital and traditional artist, a strange little freak, etc etc. I like Stuff, an expansive category which includes weird little animals and cosmic horror and internet comics.
Commission prices and TOS can be found at this link.
Under the cut is a non-exhaustive list of my projects --
Icehouse, which is my weird little furry novella about the end of the world. You can read it on the internet at This Website.
Utopia Mechanism, the comic I started in mid-2022, which has been on hiatus for like a year...
About that -- no promises at the moment, because I've been super busy and because everything is early in conception, but at this point I plan on reworking the comic quite a bit, mostly because I plotted most of it out when I was, like, fourteen, and it's frankly not that good.
Most likely, what it'll turn into will be pretty different from what it is right now (and I have no plans to take down the old stuff, so if you want to read that go ahead... if people reach out, as well, I'll probably be willing to explain the broad strokes of my old machinations).
This was supposed to be a list. Oops.
I have some Magnus Archives OCs with stuff written out on Ao3, under the same name I use here. It's all from like two years ago, but I think they're neat.
A whole lot of my miscellaneous stuff is contained or linked on Artfight or Toyhouse, so feel free to also check those out.
realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast
Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy
guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
Comforting a suicidally depressed Chap-hop rapper: hey man I'm sorry nobody is fucking with your rap Zeppelin. You'll find your cricket bat. [He starts unzipping his pantaloons] hey professor rhymes not now. Don't do that. You want some tea? You probably love tea right?
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
Wait, wait, y’all aren’t cross-breeding apples and inventing new apples over there? I guess it must be a USA thing! They honestly have tons and tons of distinct flavors, looks, and textures. I fucking love apples.
