come back when you can make a whale

#does the almighty god have a supervisor?#no one but the almighty god will ever know

This implies that I--the Almighty God, creator of literally everything--have a supervisor.

// Hi hello, Briz here.

DO DEMONS HAVE SOULS? Asking for a friend-

Excellent question!

I don’t know if celestial beings have souls. But, since I can’t get in any more trouble than I already have:

@the-almighty-god do we (demons especially) have souls?

#The almighty answers #But not really #Come back when you can make a whale

Whales have souls. Come back when you can make one.

Putting this guy through enough trauma already😔

Bet @the-almighty-god thinks it’s all a good laugh.

Ha.

👀.

You mean Miranda like in Shakespeare's Tempest Miranda, the sweet and smart girl with who believes that all people are fundamentally good and has a mysterious manipulative and omnipotent parent who doesn't explain anything to her and pretends to separate her from her true love on the account of an old feud, except in the end we discover that it was all planned from the start and he wanted the two of them to be together?

I see...

#the almighty speaks #the almighty reblogs #but the almighty does not answer

Two people have now @ me this, but I wouldn't be a mysterious manipulative and omnipotent parent who doesn't explain anything if I responded, would I?

@happy-mokka @soleilpirate

my mother is oiling my hair at 12 43 am

WRONG ACCOUNT FORGET THIS

to delete this would feel like betrayal to the spirit of Luci ngl

@the-almighty-god

Er?????????

Would you like your hair oiled as well, Crowley? I can fit you in at 1:03am.

Um. No. But if you’ve got any hairspray laying around, I’ll take that. Also, Aziraphale’s wings could do with some TLC so if you could tell him to let me sort them out, I’d appreciate that.

@theangel-aziraphale, please let Crowley sort out your wings. Or let me do it. Mother knows best, after all.

ivory--raven

you can oil my hair?

Of course. I designed humans so that their scalps produce oil, to keep their hair hydrated. So, in a way, I've oiled everyone's hair, including yours.

#the almighty oils

my mother is oiling my hair at 12 43 am

WRONG ACCOUNT FORGET THIS

to delete this would feel like betrayal to the spirit of Luci ngl

@the-almighty-god

Er?????????

Would you like your hair oiled as well, Crowley? I can fit you in at 1:03am.

Um. No. But if you’ve got any hairspray laying around, I’ll take that. Also, Aziraphale’s wings could do with some TLC so if you could tell him to let me sort them out, I’d appreciate that.

#the almighty asks nicely

@theangel-aziraphale, please let Crowley sort out your wings. Or let me do it. Mother knows best, after all.

my mother is oiling my hair at 12 43 am

WRONG ACCOUNT FORGET THIS

to delete this would feel like betrayal to the spirit of Luci ngl

@the-almighty-god

Er?????????

#The almighty oils her children's hair

Would you like your hair oiled as well, Crowley? I can fit you in at 1:03am.

extraaa-30

when y'all send neil asks this is how I picture you

im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley

That's how I feel too

ladybracknellssherry

His answers really are like that.

happy-mokka

He should do the whale thing, imho...

Maybe he is actually @the-almighty-god ?

#The almighty reblogs #The almighty speaks

Or maybe I'm John Finnemore.

sepublic

posts that are poems to me

the-goddess-of-annoying

on your belly you shall go and dust you shall eat all the days of your life, you said to me but the man and his wife returned me my feet with the knowledge i did sow

derinthescarletpescatarian

Look at this! Look at my mutual!

This is glorious. Almost all of the same text was preserved, but it was structured in a way that A). Reveals more of genesis. B). Has an ABCDCBA rhyming structure, which is like... the chiasmus of rhymes. And chiasmus is like, one of the only poetic structures that is actually preserved through the funhouse of translation layers that the bible has suffered. C). The syllable counts match in each thing as well, just as a flex. D). The poem is comparing man to God, and the D line is structured so that the comparison happens over that line, and it's... I don't know what the word for it would be. It is just really, really fucking clever to have a mirror point in a poem that's essentially about comparisons.

Just. Holy shit.

salt-blog

Hey. Hey. Watch the video.

That is absolutely not what I expected the video to be like

manicpossumdreamgirl

"and this is a fish abandoned by god"

tujhse-raabta

@thedemon-crowley @the-almighty-god

It was Crowley who decided to turn himself into a snake, not me. And I didn't stop him when he changed his mind and grew his limbs back. We've had our disagreements, but this isn't one of them.

I do prefer having the legs.

But who gave me snake eyes, huh?! What was I meant to do with that?!

Don't pretend you don't like the aesthetic.

#the almighty speaks

sepublic

posts that are poems to me

the-goddess-of-annoying

on your belly you shall go and dust you shall eat all the days of your life, you said to me but the man and his wife returned me my feet with the knowledge i did sow

derinthescarletpescatarian

Look at this! Look at my mutual!

This is glorious. Almost all of the same text was preserved, but it was structured in a way that A). Reveals more of genesis. B). Has an ABCDCBA rhyming structure, which is like... the chiasmus of rhymes. And chiasmus is like, one of the only poetic structures that is actually preserved through the funhouse of translation layers that the bible has suffered. C). The syllable counts match in each thing as well, just as a flex. D). The poem is comparing man to God, and the D line is structured so that the comparison happens over that line, and it's... I don't know what the word for it would be. It is just really, really fucking clever to have a mirror point in a poem that's essentially about comparisons.

Just. Holy shit.

salt-blog

Hey. Hey. Watch the video.

That is absolutely not what I expected the video to be like

manicpossumdreamgirl

"and this is a fish abandoned by god"

tujhse-raabta

@thedemon-crowley @the-almighty-god