i just cleaned somebodys apartment and found a bag of m&ms from 2014
A cautionary tale about the dangers of hiding your loot.
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@sleepyjo000
i just cleaned somebodys apartment and found a bag of m&ms from 2014
A cautionary tale about the dangers of hiding your loot.
Oh no!
Springsteen On Broadway (2018)
Connor Storrie the sweet humble cinnamon roll being like "I can't believe everyone is obsessed with our bodies" honey you are literally Michangelo's David
YOU ARE LITERALLY ADONIS YOU FUCKER
endless heated rivalry gifs 34/∞
Worth the wait?
it's like Renaissance art. The light, the hands, the movement.
ummm that's literally just lovebait. she only made those cookies because she loves you and knows you will enjoy them
THE MAIN CHARACTER ↪ Hudson Williams attends the Balenciaga AW26 show
Hey google, what does 'owning a room' look like?
Petrov was on overnight duty in 1983 when computers indicated the U.S. had launched a nuclear strike against his country. He had only a few
RIP to a quiet hero.
A good reminder in these times that even when powerful men act with impunity to do evil, tossing out callous orders left and right, that at the end of the day those powerful men often depend on ordinary, low-level workers to push a button somewhere, to flip a switch, to pull a trigger… and that those ordinary individuals have the power to say “no.” You can refuse to push the button, and you might save countless lives in the process.
ALSO a good timely reminder that automated systems can be wrong!!!! Sensors can be tripped incorrectly! Data can get corrupted! Electronics can fail! Machines shouldn’t make decisions!!!! There needs to be at least one human (ideally more than one for big decisions!) assessing the machine’s output, weighing it against other sources of information and the potential consequences, and making a rational, moral decision. Not just logical: RATIONAL.
Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams presenting Mumford & Sons on Saturday Night Live (February 28th, 2026)
Hudson and his blouses. you gotta love it.
ever since the costume designer revealed that ilya is wearing rick owens in the tuna melt scene its all i can think about while im watching it. let me put my rick owens on for this. hand down the front of my rick owens cradling my half chub. frotting in my rick owens. cum cooling on my rick owens while the love of my life rejects me. dejectedly sitting on the couch covered in cum. in my rick owens
i found out those pants are handwash only btw. as if it all wasnt humiliating enough
like sure they're not having sit down formal discussions about limits and safewords. shane would rather die than admit he has wants and needs; ilya makes everything into a joke or a game ("let's make a deal") to lessen the threat of rejection. but they've spent their entire adult lives studying each other's physicality on the ice ("you're an awesome player to watch"), competing against each other, having sex together, paying close attention, cataloguing physical tells, weaknesses, erogenous zones, preferences ("ginger ale cold enough?" + "i bought you cokes"). they've unintentionally become the world's leading experts in each other's bodies. "i think i know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years" ....yeah, yeah they do. how am i supposed to ever be Normal About Them
#maybe the real romantic fantasy is that you can have the rewards of being loved without submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known#or that the being known can be so incremental you're like a frog in boiling water and having life changing orgasms the whole time#also consider: love is the quality of attention we pay to things
^^^ the original tags, as i once again think about shane "this is such a bad idea" and "no we can't we have a game tomorrow" and "nooo ilya don't suck my dick while i'm on the phone with hayden unrelatedly i'm going to move so my dick is more accessible. for no reason" and how he montesorri bdsm spontaneously reinvents free use and cnc out of his own beautiful mind
@ticklefighthockey: unvoiced longing to cede control to an aggressor-savior who in enacting his depraved sexual desires upon your passive body fulfills your deepest most monstrous needs while ensuring you are never forced to acknowledge those needs out loud.
how can i get what i want without admitting i want it. if i don't admit i want it, it's ok if i don't get it. it's ok if i don't get it, because no one can know i want it. @lesbianhallieparker: if you want-want what you want-want, then you want it, you can't hide what you desire once you're on it!!
and ilya thrives on paying attention to shane's desires, figuring him out, pushing him, embarrassing him, winding him up until he asks (begs) for what he wants. being curious about shane is slow puzzle feeder enrichment time for him (see: two years of sexting, vegas bathroom scene, "you know" "tell me" "you. i need you")
The Long Game — Chapter Nineteen | insp.
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone
i am so close to paying this medical bill like oh my god please I literally just need $20 more. I cant stand begging but I am so tired of doordashing @_@ no one is obliged to help, everyone is struggling but if youre feeling generous I'd appreciate at least a rb!! thank u!!
vnmo / p@ypal